04/17/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #72
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2013
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Dan Callandrillo, childhood friend of Joey's and basketball star/coach calls in.
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Streamed live on 04/17/2013
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| 0:00.0 | In any country, prison is where society sends its failures, but in this country, society itself is failing. |
| 0:10.0 | Oh, oh, oh shit, it's that motherfucking time, April 17th, a beautiful Wednesday morning to get your shit together. |
| 0:19.0 | It all starts today, wash your pussy, eat some oatmeal, do some jumping jacks, wash your dick, make sure your assholes clean, get out there, get out there, hit it leaf! |
| 0:29.0 | How you like me now? I'm in the mix, it's 1986, when I got the bricks with a chicken and a quota, got the bacon soda, let the water boil. |
| 0:38.0 | Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, I'm on fire! |
| 0:43.0 | Anyone know why I put that little mat below your chair? You fucking 18 friends in my rug already? |
| 0:49.0 | And this fucking, this motherfucking joint here was killing me anyway. |
| 0:54.0 | Let's do this one here. |
| 0:56.0 | What's happening, beautiful people? In 1885, 89's the number, another summer, police ain't getting no double. What are you fucking kidding me or what? |
| 1:05.0 | Oh shit, wake them before you even ask them to. It's all brand new, damn! |
| 1:17.0 | Beautiful day to be alive here, the church that was happening now, thank you very much for joining us. |
| 1:21.0 | If you came up, the flapper's last night for the fucking benefit, it was a blast, it really fucked you up. |
| 1:26.0 | That was awesome. That was a great, that's the one thing I don't like about that, because I love comedy. |
| 1:31.0 | It's a lot of you guys who are great, don't do shows here, and if you do it, it's 15 minutes and it's unannounced. |
| 1:37.0 | Like this right a few hours here, but the show last night was like six or seven, 20 minutes sets at a great comic. |
| 1:44.0 | So that's what you're gonna do when you live here, it's going to those shows. |
| 1:47.0 | We had a fucking great time last night, I'm happy they put it together, I'm happy it all worked out for Christine and whatever. |
| 1:52.0 | They got a fucking bummed off, they brought it home, it was fucked up, I was thinking about it yesterday. |
| 1:56.0 | Who brings home a bum fucking dog, you know? |
| 1:59.0 | What happened sometimes, but at least they made the effort, it was a nice turn, I became my god bless you. |
| 2:04.0 | You know, I'm just a ticket to a fucking food, I was just telling Lee and flappers, listen. |
| 2:09.0 | These motherfuckers ain't fucking around, they don't give a fuck about weight watches, paleo, paleo. |
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