04/22/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #73

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 18.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2013

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Director of amazing documentaries, including Cocaine Cowboys, Square Grouper, Broke, and The U, Billy Corben calls in.

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Streamed live on 04/22/2013

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0:00.0	Oh shit. Oh shit. Monday, April 22nd, 420 could suck my dick. We already got to party
0:14.0	started going here. Get up, cops suckers. Oh shit.
0:18.0	Lily, Monday got suckers. Play the music. Let the music roll. It's Monday. Get the
0:28.2	emails out. Get the devil out. Get everything out of your fucking house. It's
0:32.2	Monday. It's a brand new week. You're gonna quit smoking. You're gonna eat. You're
0:35.9	gonna quit fucking taking it in the ass this week. You're gonna quit all the things
0:39.2	that get you a fucking way. Reef up. Jumping jacks and the church will
0:43.9	what's happening now.
0:48.4	Oh shit. Like Sabbath, sabotage. 19 fucking some who gives a fuck. Here we go.
0:57.7	Won't you help me miss that Jesus. Oh forget it. What the fuck? What's
1:07.4	happening Lisa? I got the church. It was happening now Monday,
1:10.0	morning, April 22nd. It's a beautiful motherfucking day to be alive. Get up. Have
1:15.3	your oatmeal do some jumping. At least you do some jumping jacks yet. No. Alright
1:19.4	we'll have to do one before the fucking day ends. It's great to be back. Fucking
1:24.2	Monday. I love Monday's man. I fucking love it. You got a brand new lease on
1:28.4	what? No matter what happens, you got fucked up. Your girlfriend dumped you. Blah,
1:32.4	blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're back. You're fucking matters. It's a Monday.
1:36.8	What are you giggling about? Where's the refurb. Blah, blah, blah.
1:40.3	Oh, there's no fuck. Maybe it's stuck to the week. Negative. I had a bad week. Well,
1:46.1	it's a new fucking week. So if you had a bad week last week, we put on the fucking
1:49.4	car. That's it. That's it. Tell you what do you under? That's a good point.
1:52.7	You're fucking cry all week. What about my fucking? Let's do this. I had a bad week
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