04/15/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #71
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2013
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Chloe Dykstra, actress and friend of Joey's who he met on the set of Spiderman 2, calls in today.
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Streamed live on 04/15/2013
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| 0:00.0 | Before we get the podcast started our hearts and thoughts go with the people and citizens of Boston |
| 0:05.2 | Lisa I had originally from Boston, so we'll be thinking of you. It's dedicated to you. Hit it, Lee! |
| 0:15.3 | Oh shit |
| 0:17.3 | Oh shit |
| 0:23.6 | Oh shit, Lee crack that motherfucker. What's the problem here? I'm relating to the Cosmo. You wanna hit it? |
| 0:30.0 | Another one, too. Oh shit, another one, I hit it, boy. I just walk it from the kitchen. I got a fucking |
| 0:38.1 | 16-year-old nephew of a fucking bronze museum. He smokes more than me. He's thinking, sir, another one. |
| 0:43.3 | Get it together, Kyle. Look at Lee, looking dapper. Monday afternoon, three o'clock, special edition. Lee had to do something this morning. |
| 0:51.2 | Sorry about the whole thing. It's a beautiful motherfucking day to be alive. No matter what's going on. Like I said, our hearts and prayers go out to you. |
| 0:58.0 | Let's get this motherfucking party started bitches. Oh shit. Beautiful fucking day. I was the weekend. Lee talked to me about something good. |
| 1:05.6 | It was great. I had my mom here from Friday to Monday, which is really, I mean, it would be nice to see her for longer, |
| 1:11.1 | but that's really the perfect amount of time. Did something fun every night. |
| 1:15.3 | I actually took her to the comedy store, which I was kind of nervous about, but our buddy Steve Simone killed it, which was fucking awesome. |
| 1:21.6 | You just smoked dope. No. You're your best behavior. Yeah, of course. My mom had two drinks, which have now in my entire 24 years of living. I've never seen her have two drinks. And she had a great time. |
| 1:32.8 | We went and saw the new Robert Redford movie. We're just fucking awesome. What's the company you keep? |
| 1:39.2 | All right. It was fucking amazing. Um, and then we went on a whale watch yesterday, which was a little ton of fun. So |
| 1:46.8 | you're a fucking savage. I don't know. It was like it was weird, but I have some videos. I'll put up on Twitter. Like there's like |
| 1:54.2 | 100 to dolphins just swimming right up against a boat. And it was a lot of fun. Oh, you want a boat? Yeah. Oh, okay. I think you want to beat like a fucking moot. |
| 2:03.0 | That's what you were watching. No, I don't fucking know. You go there with an animal. You just go to the beach. Like I can't fucking see no way else. |
| 2:08.8 | I gotta throw the edible in here. Why you just can't go. Because you came to my house more stone than I've ever seen you. Stop it. I'm, you know, I'm fine. |
| 2:15.2 | It's three o'clock. I'm just getting the party started. If you're in a high by two, it's fucking three. How do you wave? |
| 2:20.0 | You want me to show up here and not practice what I preach? You know me, though. Oh, it's fucking whale watch. You got on a boat and everything. Yeah. You have a little |
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