04/10/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #70
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2013
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
Last Comic Standing Winner Felipe Esparza and comedian Tommy "Buns" Segura call in today.
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Streamed live on 04/10/2013
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| 0:00.0 | Oh shit, listen to this motherfucker. This is real solidness. Are you kidding me or what? It's Wednesday, April 10th. Get up, you fuck. Watch that helmet. It's gonna be a beautiful fucking day to be alive. Hit it, Lee. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh shit, oh shit. Wednesday, the church of what's happening now. The co-host and the main man Lee Sayat. What's up, guys? |
| 0:39.0 | What's up, guys? Well, that's the fucking juicy. Blast it, Lee. This is the real fucking deal right here. |
| 0:48.0 | Are you fucking kidding me? There's one line about Lee and Lee. Let's get it out of the way. This is my first fucking song ever. |
| 0:56.0 | Kick that motherfucker. What do you mean this is your first song ever? When I heard this, when I came from Cuba, I don't know where he is. I heard this. |
| 1:04.0 | How was he the 5? Well, 5. Alright, what's 6? Easy. And I was on 205 West 88 Street. Okay. And I heard this kicker. I had love this. Oh shit. |
| 1:25.0 | I didn't even know what fucking all my heart was. But I knew I was going. You follow me? I knew I was fucking going. |
| 1:31.0 | You know why I told, when I came, I used to think that they were saying American man. |
| 1:34.9 | I made my mother buy the same one, put it the fucking Spanish bar, and every time I was |
| 1:40.2 | there, I got a handful of fucking quarters and keep playing America. |
| 1:43.2 | I wanted to be such a fucking American at that time, and that little kid in his lung came |
| 1:47.4 | out. |
| 1:48.4 | To me, that's as long as my national anthem. |
| 1:49.7 | I get you fucking nut. |
| 1:51.5 | I haven't heard this before, and it sounds like the rock. |
| 1:56.4 | If you were going to make a theme about American rock. |
| 2:00.2 | That's it. |
| 2:01.2 | American rock hanging out with red necks, fucking cowboys, long head motherfuckers smoking |
| 2:06.4 | dope. |
| 2:07.4 | Talking about how to overcome the fucking enemy in this goddamn country. |
| 2:11.1 | That's how you fucking listen to that shit. |
| 2:13.2 | You just sitting there going, let's start by fucking killing the fucking whatever, don't |
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