032 - MMA Fighter Destroys Beat Creep & 159K Ex Texts

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2019

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

-Brooks booked Leonardo DiCaprio, Burns is going Sizzler

-Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out.

-Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love

-"Weak ass f*cking n****." -MLB Hero Tim Anderson

-Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter

-Listener has a court date but is also destroyed

-The Baby Dick Bandit Rides Again

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0:00.0	What's up, daddies? I wanted to thank everyone for all those five-star ratings on iTunes.
0:04.9	We're almost up to 300, Brooks.
0:06.5	That's huge.
0:07.5	It's huge, but you have cracked a thousand.
0:10.3	I cracked a thousand. I'm interviewing Leonardo DiCaprio tomorrow.
0:14.3	Because you got a thousand.
0:16.3	A thousand likes.
0:17.3	Because that's the name of the game.
0:19.1	A thousand reviews.
0:19.7	Five-star reviews and telling your friends, that's how you grow a quality program.
0:24.6	Don't the daddies want nice things?
0:26.1	Well, also like I've, if you listen to entry level, I have been making a promise for about a year now that I personally know Leonardo DiCaprio and he said he'd love to be a guest. He just doesn't do podcasts with less than a thousand reviews and once I have a thousand he'll do it and this is a hundred percent true and I have not painted myself into a corner. I don't know how you're gonna pull this off Brooks. Oh, I know how I'm gonna pull off. Leo's coming over tomorrow. We got a time set and everything. I can't wait. It's very exciting. He's coming here. You're going to have to tidy up, make everything tip time.
0:56.0	No, no.
0:56.5	That's why Leo hangs out with me.
0:57.8	He likes to remember what it's like, you know,
0:59.2	it'd be, you know, kind of slum it a little bit.
1:00.7	He likes to keep it real.
1:01.6	Yeah, he likes to keep it real. I don't think he ever had to slum it.
0:51.4	He was rich when he was a little kid on growing pains.
0:54.2	Well, that's what we're going to discuss, too.
0:55.8	His work on growing pains.
0:56.9	It's his first job.
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