033 - Husband Murdered Over Porn & Threesome Arson

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Store's back open:

-GOT Battle of Winterfell

-Jalapeno Popper Casserole Recipe

-Kid Rock buys middle finger statue

-Meth smoker attacks mattress

-Millionaire steals from K Mart

-Wife murders husband over porn

-Bad threesome turns into arson

-Triple Fiber Energy Drink

-Fart Bukake in Rome

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0:00.0	What's up, daddies? Me and Brooks are tweaked on coffee. So there's going to be a lot of real cool
0:08.1	stumbly-mumblies for me. I want to thank everybody for those five-star reviews. We finally broke
0:13.8	300, which is beautiful. Also, I want to thank everyone who joined the K-Money Club. That thing is
0:20.0	growing faster by the day.
0:21.6	We got a big show.
0:22.6	Let's get to it.
0:23.6	We've got an update on the massive middle finger statue in Vermont.
0:27.6	A meth smoker gets jealous of a mattress and attacks it.
0:30.6	There's a millionaire who steals from Kmart.
0:33.6	A chick shoots her husband for watching porno.
0:36.6	Daddy sends in a story from Europe and a daddy sends in a story from Europe
0:38.1	and another daddy sends in a story about Europe
0:41.2	because we are worldwide.
0:43.7	Also, I've got one more story,
0:45.3	which is the top tier that I'm not even going to tease.
0:48.4	It's going to be last, and it is fucking fantastic.
0:52.2	Live from Los Angeles.
0:55.7	Woo!
0:57.7	California.
0:59.7	You're listening to Power Move, Daddy.
1:02.6	Yeah, we're making power moves.
1:04.7	Rock in a Detroit groove.
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