031 - Walmart Karate and $86,000 in Porno

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

-Drunk Game of Thrones

-Man beaten with own prosthetic leg

-Man beaten for not telling GF she's pretty

-Man beheads chickens and kills a motorcycle

-Man sues parents for trashing his porno

-Woman tries to karate cops at Walmart while son whips out his dick

-A listener screws over his friend Pigface

-Old man bar brawl

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0:00.0	What's up, daddies?
0:02.0	I want to remind everybody to keep those five-star reviews coming in on iTunes.
0:06.0	It's fantastic.
0:06.9	The numbers are growing, and it's so, so fucking helpful.
0:09.7	And I also wanted to thank everyone supporting the Patreon.
0:13.0	If you're not a member of the K Money Club, you missed out on the live mini episode from the Roost last week with Jesse Pop.
0:19.0	And we're all the way up to Chapter 9 in the Power Moves audiobook,
0:23.1	which is tedious, but they turn out great,
0:26.7	and I think you really enjoy it.
0:28.3	It's a steal.
0:28.6	The Patreon's legitimately a steel.
0:30.6	It's a steal, and it supports this show.
0:33.2	If you divide it all up, it's like, you know, it's pennies a day. It's dope. I don't do a Patreon for my podcast. I'm a fucking goddamn idiot. And people, I think people feel good. You know what? And that church burned down, don't, don't, they have money. They have money. Oh my God. Gabs was like, should we donate?
0:54.6	I go to the Catholic church.
0:56.8	Yeah.
0:58.0	They have like, I'm pretty sure my family's donated like a million dollars over.
1:02.2	There are plenty of suckers who are shelling out cash.
1:06.9	That's up to a billion dollars to rebuild that thing.
1:09.8	That the church has so much fucking money.
1:13.1	The church is the most money of it.
1:14.4	And sure, it's it's actually owned by like the French government.
1:19.2	I love I've seen Notre Dame.
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