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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

02/13/2013 - The Church of What's Happening Now #55

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2013

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Rocco Urbisci calls in. He directed 10 George Carlin specials, not to mention specials for Pryor and Lilly Tomlin, to name a few. Ari Shaffir also calls in this morning. Check out his new special on Chill.com.

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Streamed live on 02/13/2013

Transcript

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0:00.0

here we go fuck we don't know what the hell's going on the sound I give we

0:19.2

ahead of some fucking wax a little and before the part it's a beautiful fucking

0:23.4

day to be alive Wednesday what is it today the 13th of February a day before

0:29.3

Valentine's Day if you're broken get no pussy because you're 24 hours away

0:33.6

and I'm saying I've been there I know what it's like to be broke on Valentine's

0:36.8

Day you got a steal of purse you got to hit somebody in the head with a rock but

0:39.8

fuck it it's time today at least let me see a little wiggle for pop

0:44.9

let me see a little genie godly little genie like this look

0:49.8

such hands like this little genie like to walk in there oh shit

0:56.2

it's a beautiful motherfucking day to be alive the church of what's happened

1:00.6

now Joey Diaz is main man Lisa yet aka the flying fucking Jew of love I hear

1:07.3

what's happening brother not much I feel great man I'm happy to be here you

1:10.9

were moping around this morning like somebody took your fucking yamaka you

1:14.5

telling me you're tying I'm trying to be tied though I haven't slept the past

1:18.1

two nights and I'm fucking running I don't know man excuse me I just won't say

1:22.6

some leap burp before I didn't hurt those you smell it all the way over here

1:26.3

it's not like bacon and dead fucking shoes combined what do you eat the fucking

1:31.0

homeless fucking I haven't even for a few hours what was a lot to gain I had a

1:36.7

ham sandwich I work it was any good did you make it yourself no you bought it out

1:42.1

of the machine no there's no machine I got it from somewhere subway I am

1:46.2

sandwich made out of fake fucking turkey this one talking about you

1:51.3

slipping though that's what happened that's happened to the sound during the

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