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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

02/11/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #54

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2013

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

14 year-old-podcaster Cassius Morris, Host of the That Reporter Kid Speaks and Creatures of the Net Podcasts calls in.

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Streamed live on 02/11/2013.

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0:00.0

Oh

0:10.0

Shit, oh shit Monday February 11th if you're a fucking Aquarius at your birthday

0:18.3

I think I don't know what the fuck's gonna least I had here the flying Jew Uncle Joey Coco D is here

0:24.1

It's Monday a beautiful day to be alive. Get up. You're fucking maggots or pigs bitches hit it

0:30.0

Keeps turning

0:34.0

Get them hatred to mankind

0:36.7

What the fuck is this? Yeah, I can't drink. Hit it

0:40.5

You don't have to wiggle this one. This is a non-wiggle somewhere

0:43.7

Damn it. Oh shit. It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive

0:48.4

Hit it leave. Oh, no, no, no, no, this is the fucking whole thing right here. This is what he just starts dabbing the bitch

0:54.4

Oh

0:56.4

Shit, how come his voice sounds normal? That's just before like 20 years of heroin. Here's on the 69

1:02.4

This is 1968 when there was still a bad name earth

1:05.6

Hit it leave watch this shit right here. That's Tony I only the baddest mother fucking Italian since Columbus

1:12.0

You understand me fuck goddy and components Tony I only hit it

1:19.3

Oh shit

1:23.9

Oh

1:29.8

It's a beautiful day to be alive February

1:33.2

11th we're here at the church of what's happening now. I want to uh

1:37.3

Start out by saying what's happening? Lee. I'm doing great man. What the fuck you've been I haven't seen you know

1:41.6

We can have done the furniture. It's a fucking I hate it, but I did it and I love it

1:45.2

You like Captain Ikea. I'll be coming like to you just walk around Ikea picking up chicks

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