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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

02/18/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #56

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.818.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2013

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Omar, Joey's book editor and Joey's friend Steve call into the show.

This podcast is brought to you by Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a dicount at checkout.


Streamed live on 02/18/2013

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0:00.0

Oh shit. Oh shit. It's Monday, February 18th. Dick Syat's birthday. You fucking getting me?

0:15.9

Or what? Get up, cocksucker. It's a beautiful day to be alive. What? Lee Syat's in the house.

0:21.5

Hey, guys. Oh shit. The flying motherfucking Jew. Giving orders, cocksucker. Monday. Get up.

0:28.3

Write your goals. Do some jumping jacks. Wack off. Do something with your life.

0:34.5

You miserable cocksuckers. It's a beautiful day to be alive. That's Dick Syat. Who the fuck are you getting?

0:39.9

When you get to be old, you appreciate these days. You're gonna rain out. You have to go nowhere. It's

0:44.2

present these days today. Either the Harlem Globetrotters are in town or they're not. Fuck up.

0:49.6

What? Pop music. Talk it. Hit it Lee. Wiggle Funko Joy Lee. Talk about it. Give me a little wiggle. It's Monday.

0:59.1

All right. Let's do this. Oh shit. Monday, February 18th. The day they took the devil to see.

1:06.3

Tomorrow's when they bury him at the sea. A lot of people don't know that. I hope you're getting up,

1:10.6

starting your fucking exercise routines. Are you drinking coffee? You're making your daily notes.

1:15.2

Or you're writing your goals. You're doing something, cocksucker. Lee Syat. What a fucking thing.

1:19.3

I've been here, man. You're the most kind. You know, right. I don't hear from you. No more. You're a big shot.

1:23.9

You got the girl staying with you. You don't call. You forget about me. What's that? What did you do this

1:28.5

weekend? Hunger with my dad. We went to this called the end of the seventh ray. It's like a kind of a

1:34.5

cool, hippie place in Topanga Canyon. Had a nice brunch. We went to our movie and had some sushi last night,

1:41.4

which is great. What'd you go for sushi last night? It's called Eroha. It's in a studio city. It's

1:46.4

this like a really small place. But we sat at the sushi bar and there's a lot of fun. He had some

1:50.9

socky. I don't like socky. You know, I mean, either. I don't know. He likes the one. I had cold

1:55.9

too. And I'm not really. He's trying to call. I don't like I got you know, I don't like socky. What?

1:59.7

The hangover. I got fucked up one night drinking socky and doing below. I got up the next day with

2:04.9

a fucking Japanese headache. You know, it's like fucking inside. I can't understand. That's what I don't

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