And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, if you have a pet, it's always recommended that you get them microchipped.

Now, not only will they get a sweet tattoo, but you just might be reunited should it run away or disappear.

For example, a woman in the United Kingdom, she lost her cat in August of 2020.

Over five years later, the week before Christmas, she and her cat were reunited thanks to that microchip.

Meanwhile, in Michigan, Dolly Parton, not the thing you're thinking of, but the miniature donkey you were thinking of next.

It escaped from the farm.

But thanks to an assist from state police, Dolly was safely reunited home.

And in Illinois, a man was reunited with his pet.

Ready for this, Ted?

Ball Python, after it escaped on the subway.

Cruise were able to retrieve the snake and return it to its owner, who incidentally was dressed as a pirate. That's neither here nor there. I just thought I'd include that because

it's in the story. Now, not all pet owners are so lucky. A man in California is quote on a desperate

search to find his missing pet,

tortoise. She escaped a few days ago and has slowly avoided capture. He said he has checked

the area within miles of his home. I'm like, maybe check closer. It's a tortoise. They're not that

fast. And authorities, they're trying to determine if the argentinian

timo lizard that they found in a blizzard is someone's pet or if it just escaped go figure they found

this big ass reptile it's out in snow the cold blooded it was lethargic someone brought it home

warmed it up so it's moving around again but authorities are are like, cool. Where are the F did it come from? No one's quite sure, but probably a pet. And keep in mind, that is a very big reptile. Not as big as an alligator. Like the one that tried to eat a Florida woman's puppy. That's to say, the gator did snatch the dog, but mom wasn't having it. A fight ensued.

The puppy managed to survive.

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