Dylan Flushes the Sub

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Mens Room Question: What's the biggest mess you've ever had to clean up?

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0:00.0	What is the biggest mess you've ever had to clean up?
0:02.7	206803 rock.
0:04.1	Hello to Dylan.
0:05.2	Welcome to the men's room.
0:07.1	Ola!
0:07.9	Ola!
0:09.8	All right.
0:10.6	So I was in the Navy for six years, and I was on a submarine for four.
0:15.2	And we were on our way back from the North Pole.
0:19.9	And we were ready to see the sun, you know, have a good time.
0:24.2	And we, someone lined up to blow the San Antonio's overboard. Wrong. And so we blew poop all over the
0:34.3	submarine. And I remember I was just getting off watch and I was getting ready to go to bed because
0:39.0	this is my bedtime.
0:40.5	And I like I knew it was happening.
0:43.8	So I grabbed a couple like file folders and I put some important like acronyms on it that
0:47.9	didn't actually mean anything.
0:49.1	And I looked stressed out.
0:50.1	So I ran straight to my, uh, straight to my bed.
0:55.0	So I, so I didn't have to try to help clean it up.
0:57.9	And I went right to bed.
0:59.8	But the next morning, it was they like made an announcement, woke everyone up and was like, hey, you got to, you got to clean all this poop that had gotten to literally every crack and crevice there is.
1:10.8	You're saying on the inside of the sun.
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