The men's room presents

Profile This. And Stephen Thrill Hooks, please everyone on Profile This is played.

Oh, I sure can, Miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something to happen right here. I'm playing Earth. Earth! Earth! Earth! And as you listen to the story,

based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people

and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Deacon, welcome to the men's room.

Ola.

Ola!

All right, Deacon, you understand how this year a game is played?

Fairly certain.

All right, but we're going to offer you one of three categories,

and today your categories include the wonderful world of drugs.

We have, Seriously, where you guess the petty conflict that led to violence,

and a brand new category today called In the Buff.

Or in other words, you'll know the person is naked.

The question is either tell us why or tell us where.

So would you like drugs?

Seriously, or in the buff?

Oh, let's do the wonderful world of drugs.

A snowplow driver in Connecticut.

You went on a wild ride while allegedly high on drugs, damaging a porch, two cars and a garage, all on his first day on the job.

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