016 - The Phoenix Initiative

Episode One

Comedy

4.8 • 881 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Professor Freddy von Teakwood and Professor Manuel Ferrar discuss the pussification of the modern man, gold, the Five Pillars, and the most probable way that the world will end.

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0:00.0	The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.
0:06.0	This podcast is entitled The Phoenix Initiative.
0:09.5	This is the first and only episode of the podcast.
0:12.4	Welcome to episode one.
0:14.1	God, those are santikis,
0:16.3	while you're in the day brand new and untalked about in today's society.
0:46.1	This is the Phoenix Initiative, addressing the modern decline of masculinity.
0:53.5	Men used to build empires,
0:57.4	conquer new worlds.
0:59.6	We built the pyramids, the railroads.
1:02.8	We invented the light bulb,
1:05.1	the Xbox.
1:06.6	We are primed to become
1:08.2	the most powerful beings in the universe.
1:11.6	But then, something happened.
1:15.0	Society ran soft.
1:17.6	Men used to never cry.
1:19.7	They were told to not cry because it was shown as a sign of weakness.
1:24.9	Now they cry too much.
1:27.2	They're encouraged to. Men have become lessened or to put it in a more
1:32.0	colorful way pusified my name is professor freddie von teakwood i'm joined today with my good
1:41.4	friend professor lemuel ferrar masculine greetings freddie I'm joined today with my good friend, Professor Lemuel Farrar.
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