The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery.

This podcast is entitled, Eaton Worms with the Bougar Boys.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Girls are made of greasy, grimy go for guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped up parrot feet, French fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood, eat it without us.

Welcome to Eat Worms with the Bugger Boys.

My name's Gene, and this is my friend Billy.

This is the most...

This is the most grotastic radio show around.

And we're here at Toad Creek with our recorder.

Hanging out at Toad Creek.

My dad lets borrow it, so we're at Toad Creek.

We told him it was for a school project, and it's not going to be for a school project.

No, he doesn't know that, but it's okay.

I'm Gene. This is Billy but it's okay. I'm, I'm Gene.

This is Billy.

I'm Billy. I'm, I'm 11 and a half. He's 12, but...

I just turned 12. I got, uh, I didn't get the presents I wanted for my birthday, and there was a cake, and I was mad.

My dad invited girls.

The cake was good. The cake was mad my dad invited girls.

The cake was good. The cake was really good.

So he's 12. I'm 11 and a half, but I know more cuss words.

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