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Parker, engineering your success.

This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter,

and in some cases anal leakage.

listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 14 of excuse me that's illegal the podcast that takes a

hardcore look at some soft core crimes I'm your humble host to le Roy Luna coming

at you straight out of the closet with another tail of bumbling buffoonery.

But before we get into all that, I have an extra layer I want to add to the show that I'm pretty

excited about.

I know a lot of you listeners out there are interesting characters, petty thugs, rule breakers, and you no doubt have some stories to tell. So to finish off, hopefully each show, depending on how much engagement we get, I want to end it with a little segment called,

Let's get criminal, criminal.

I want you guys to send me your stories of soft core crime.

Ones you were involved in, whether you were the perpetrator, victim, or maybe even just an innocent bystander.

Big or small? I want it all. The juicier the better.

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