This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,

uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 15 of excuse me, that's illegal. The The podcast takes a hardcore look at some soft core crimes.

I'm your boy Leroy coming at you straight out of the closet with more tales of

mischievous mayhem. Quick announcement here, the show has reached a milestone that I'm quite proud of today.

A couple hours ago, excuse me, that's illegal just received its 100,000th download. A little less than four months in.

That's huge.

So thank you so much to everyone who's been listening.

Couldn't have done it without you.

That's a pretty obvious statement, I suppose.

But seriously, thank you.

And please keep spreading the word because

We've only just begun.

I plan on adding a few more zeros to that total

before it's all set and done.

So go ahead and help yourself to a cupcake.

They're still warm. I just bake them this morning.

Moving on, we will be entering the world of Garden Nomes today. It's going to be a cute yet

creepy one. The first and most likely the last time I'll be covering these

creatures of the garden variety. So get your popcorn ready, throw on your most comfy trackpants,

put your feet up, let your hair down and enjoy the show.

Ah, but before we get into it, you know I like to start things off with a joke.

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