013 - No Such Thing As A Free Breakfast

Excuse Me, That's Illegal

Leroy Luna

True Crime

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 25 minutes

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A local lowlife packs his pockets at a convenience store. Mayhem ensues... Holla atcha boy:Email: excusemethatsillegal@gmail.comFacebook: Leroy LunaTwitter: @real_leroy_lunaInstagram : @real_leroy_lunaRecommended Listening:Re-solved MysteriesSources:https://www.niche.com/places-to-live/brookhaven-delaware-pa/https://www.wawa.com/fresh-food/hoagieshttps://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/breakfast-food-brawl-damages-wawa-leads-to-arrest/1960326/https://www.delcotimes.com/news/police-man-sparks-fracas-after-stealing-hash-browns-from-brookhaven-wawa/article_b8746f02-f53f-5d20-8a80-6cfb15c3794e.htmlhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Wawa/comments/7z5vcj/questions_about_shoplifting_from_wawa/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating,
0:05.0	uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.
0:10.0	listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 13 of, excuse me, that's illegal.
0:24.0	The podcast that takes a heart. episode number 13 of excuse me that's illegal the
0:34.1	podcast that takes a hardcore look at some soft core crimes
0:37.6	are you doing I hope everyone is well
0:40.0	i'm your host le Roy luna coming at you straight out of the closet with another fabulous episode.
0:45.6	This one is food related yet again.
0:48.3	Believe it or not, this isn't a podcast for foodies.
0:51.1	I noticed a pattern here, it took me a while but I got there. It started with
0:54.8	the pizza prankster then we had tea and eggs a little rag-use sauce before
0:59.6	chowing down on some nasty roast beef sandwiches at Arby's. If I don't break this trend soon,
1:04.6	I'm gonna have to start wearing a bib while I'm writing these. Keep the drool off my keyboard.
1:09.9	Oh man, and I have another one that I'm gonna have to put on the back burner where we'll be visiting some fancy restaurants.
1:16.0	It's such a fun story, but it'll have to wait a bit.
1:18.0	Before we get into today's pettiness, fun fact, I was originally going to call this show Petty. Play some Tom Petty tunes in the background as I discuss petty people committing petty crimes. Would have been awesome. Anyways I have more joke reviews here. Please keep them coming. These jokes are actually food related,
1:36.5	amazing coincidence, puny ones too. I enjoyed them, but they may actually be better in
1:42.2	written for them than they are when read out loud.
1:44.8	There's only one way to find out.
1:46.1	I'll try my best to do them justice.
1:48.7	The first one comes from my pal Athena.
1:51.0	Like myself, she's a Canadian gal and she says,
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