#009 The Tale of Diane Whipple: Mauled To Death
The Killafornia Dreaming Podcast
Roseanne
4.3 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2017
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. This episode contains graphic details involving dog mauling, death by dog mauling, and euthanized animals. |
| 0:10.0 | This content may be sensitive to some listeners. |
| 0:14.0 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:17.0 | Many of you who know me, both on social media and in real life, |
| 0:22.0 | know that I am an animal lover. |
| 0:25.4 | You've likely seen me share an obnoxious amount of pictures of my three dogs and two cats. |
| 0:31.2 | We start pet threads on Facebook. We share funny videos of our animals doing silly things. |
| 0:38.0 | My five monsters even have their own Facebook page, so yeah, they're basically famous. I take my three dogs to the park |
| 0:46.1 | at least four times a week, sometimes twice a day. These are our babies. We even call them our fur babies. We call ourselves, their mommies and |
| 0:57.4 | daddies. Some of you may even be shocked to realize that I'm not only the mommy of five fur balls, but I also have a two-legged |
| 1:05.2 | human kid that calls me mom too. |
| 1:08.4 | We started our collection of pets about three and a half years ago, with my daughter wanting a puppy. A friend of hers |
| 1:15.1 | had a pug and a chihuahua that mixed it up and had some puppies so we ended up |
| 1:20.8 | with Fred. Then about six months later, a girlfriend of mine found an abandoned puppy in her backyard one morning. |
| 1:29.0 | And Fred, struggling with loneliness, |
| 1:32.0 | I'm certain of it by the way he'd cry and whine every time we left was in need of a companion. |
| 1:39.0 | So we agreed to take the abandoned dog in if nobody claimed him. Thus we ended up with Ricky. |
| 1:47.0 | Yes, Fred and Ricky of I Love Lucy Fame. |
| 1:51.0 | A little less than a year later, we saw a sad, scared little puggish looking |
| 1:57.1 | mix at the dog park. I guess we must have been staring at her pretty hard because the woman who had her approached us and |
| 2:04.4 | asked us if we knew the dog. We did not, of course, but we told her we were admiring her because |
| 2:10.6 | she was so adorable. |
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