Two Drink Minimum

The Halloween Ep

Transcribed - Published: 5 November 2025

Carly opens up about the struggles of living apart from her husband and Jimmy opens up about the struggles of throwing a halloween party.... I mean, 2 completely different lives am i right?!

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2025

Jimmy and Carly discuss their halloween costume ideas and decided that they are going to do HyRox. Wish them luck because theres not turning back now... they said it on the pod.

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

Jimmy and Carly discuss the rise and fall of the most insane diets in the early 2000's. They also discuss the latest celebrity death and discuss which death has hit them the hardest.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

Jimmy was on a secret mission to try and get Carly to cry on air by asking the deep questions and showing her sad sad tiktoks. The two recap their very different weekends. Jimmy needs to grow up and Carly had a wholesome weekend at home. Follow on everything:@JimmyMurrill @TwoDrnkMinimum

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

It's a New York thing! Every New Yorker seems to think certain things are only available in NY.... Meanwhile it's a worldwide product sold everywhere. But don't tell the New Yorkers that. Let them think they're special. Carly and Jimmy also discuss the types of parents they want to be and the latest TikTok pranks that are taking their FYP by storm. And Carly is jealous of Jimmy's hot black Chat GPT robot.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

Welcome to our little sweet treat. Just a little added bonus to get you through the week!

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2025

Welcome to an all new season of TDM... Choreographed and Directed by the one and only Kenny Ortega! Carly and Jimmy give some important life updates. Carly copes with a big move and Jimmy copes with being poor. Season 4 is now officially in full swing and we have soooo much more for you all this time around!

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

The season 3 finale is here! We love you all and couldn't have asked for a better season back after a 5 year break. See you very soon.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Jimmy and Carly give their thoughts on what kind of Mother Carly is going to be. She's not a regular Mom... She's a cool Mom! Jimmy is also going through the struggles of adulthood. But luckily he has Carly to talk to about his issues.. but only if nothing good is on TV. They do a deep dive into Toy Story 3 and Carly starts crying live on air over the Pixar film. Follow us on IG and Tiktok @TwoDrnkMinimum

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

Jimmy and Carly discuss their favorite throwback niche reality shows!

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

This episode is actually so random but thats us baby! Just enjoy! It's Jimmy and im also slightly drunk and sleep deprived. Thanks for watching

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

Carly had a big accident at the JFK Airport last weekend while Jimmy was partying with all the celebs is DC for World Pride. You favorite due talks Nannies, Reality TV, and so much more! Jimmy is ready to ditch the filters and Carly is making the switch from expensive to drug store shampoo. As always, follow us on IG and Tiktok @TwoDrnkMinimum

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2025

Well we had a good run but after watching the Sports Illustrated content, Jimmy has this theory that fatties are officially OUT. And we are not happy about it. After deciding to make the podcast a heath podcast, Jimmy and Carly quickly change their mind and move to true crime. How lucky are you all. You get a comedy, health, and a true crime podcast all in one episode. Carly and Jimmy then move on to everyone's favorite new segment SAME SAME BUT DIFFERENT and discuss driverless and driverful Ubers. You're gunna love this EP! As always follow us on IG and Tiktok @TwoDrnkMinimum

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

A couple of questions for you... Are you aging naturally or are you getting botox and facials like the rest of us? Are you sending your kids to summer camp? Are white claws and high noons out? And who the hell is whistling? Find out on this weeks episode of TDM!

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

How to cope with the fact that the people who taught you everything... know nothing. Im jk!! Parents are the absolute best. Jimmy and Carly discuss things that parents do that make our blood pressure ride. It's not their fault they can't retain new information. We love them anyways. Carly is also basically Jimmy's Mom with how much she can relate. They take a quick dip into Bravo's Summer House. It's a toe suckin good time! Just don't call them a bravo podcast. Carly and Jimmy intro us to their newest segment Same Same But Different! Follow the Pod on ig and tiktok @TwoDrnkMinimum

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

When it comes to women... nothing is an accident. It was planned weeks ago and men are just oblivious. In this episode, Carly and Jimmy get into the differences between men and women in interesting situations. Jimmy tells Carly about the facebook group "Are we dating the same guy". It's crazy that she has never heard of this. Jimmy also teaches Carly about the sexy eye triangle. He is getting good use out of that Masterclass subscription. As always follow us on IG and Tiktok @TwoDrnkMinimum!!!!!!

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

The customer is always right... unless they throw something at Jimmy. This week we dive deep into customer service and why you should just give the customer what they want. At the end of the day.. it's not your money so who cares?? Carly recently discovered that Gen Z is not using birth control. How crazy is that! And Jimmy has been dodging Carly's farts all weekend. As always follow on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum and Tiktok @TwoDrnkMinimum

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

Did you know they can turn the plane around half way through your flight and just take you back home?!?! Neither did we! Carly and Jimmy discuss the annoyances of air travel. Jimmy's biggest gripe is with people in TSA security lines and Carly's is landing at the proper airport. The duo answers a fan question and gives what im sure was terrible advice. Carly's favorite thing is a new game she learned and Jimmy's is Flaming Candle Co! As always follow on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum and Tiktok @TwoDrnkMinimum

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

In this ep we dive deep into sad songs and pet peeves! Is it crazy to want to be heartbroken?? Some may think so... others call it character development. Jimmy and Carly discuss what their watching currently. BTW... The Pitt isn't a competition reality show where they fight to the death naked... bummer. And Temptation Island on Netflix is crazier than ever. As always follow on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum and Tiktok @TwoDrnkMinimum

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

This episode is about everybody's two favorite things... Tiktok and Money! Is your algorithm making you cry every moring... or is it just me? Jimmy dives deep into some Tiktoks that have been making him cry every morning. whether it's Jack and Jack's park bench story or a good old fashioned grandparents sleepover. The algorithm is tugging at his heartstrings. Carly dives deep into her adult money. She's so rich that she had to call up her SA and splurge on a Goyard bag! But how rich is she??? Because she ended up stealing her SA's cellphone so clearly she is still trying to make ends meet. Who knows! As always, follow us on Instagram and TikTok @TwoDrinkMinimum.And don’t forget—use promo code TDM for free shipping and 50% off your next Adam & Eve order. Go nuts… we won’t judge!

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

Carly and Jimmy dive deep into the adulting spectrum. One is causing trouble in their HOA meetings, and the other is cyberbullying fellow residents in the apartment Facebook group. So whether you're a homeowner in a homeowners association or a renter in the city, you're never too old to cause some drama. After all, there's no right way to be an adult—it's all about perspective! They also head over to Europe to give us all new favorite things!Follow on Tiktok and IG @TwoDrnkMinimum

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025

We had to come out of retirement for you! Two Drink Minimum is back, and we’re here to stay.In this episode, we give some major updates on what we’ve been up to over the last five years. Jimmy gives the horrific details of officiating Carly's wedding,Carly pays homage to fat Jimmy, and Carly. tries not to ruin all the fancy podcast equipment with her excessive spit. Jimmy shares details of his Humdrum Mushroom journey, and Carly has a full-circle moment with Life360.As always, follow us on Instagram and TikTok @TwoDrinkMinimum.And don’t forget—use promo code TDM for free shipping and 50% off your next Adam & Eve order. Go nuts… we won’t judge!

Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

Is your friend group toxic? Or are you guys just too comfortable with each other! Find out here! Follow us on ig @TwoDrnkMinimum Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2020

Jimmy lives his life a very different way than most sane logical people. Along the way he picked up some life hacks that are far from ethical. Listen and learn a thing or two. Who knows, you might use one this weekend. And is coke in the office too much? No one likes a snitch! Subscribe NowFollow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum @JimmyMurrill @AliGayderr Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2020

Listen as Jimmy and Ali tell stories from some of their worst blackout moments. This is all because Jimmy experienced some terrible blackout blues after his actions this weekend. Also get an update on Alis Love is Blind and find out what is going on in her love life. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2020

Now obviously we all have our needs, and being forced to stay at home by the Government doesn't help those needs. Now, we know its hard but DONT HOOK UP WITH YOUR EX! They are going to try to reach out and hook up with you, that is why Jimmy and Ali are here to help you look out for the signs. Follow us on IG: @TwoDrnkMinimum @JimmyMurrill @Aligayderr Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2020

Because the world is basically coming to an end due to corona virus Alis love life along with the economy has suffered. We also discuss different ways to quarantine and chill! Along with reasons you dont want to be quarantined with those pesky parents. Follow Us on IG:@TwoDrnkMinimum@JimmyMurrill@CarlyyyFerrari@Aligayderr Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2020

Well apparently Carly started the spiked seltzer trend... Yeah right. Jimmy prove himself superior when it comes to trivia. We also dive into Alis love life because she went on her first hinge date! Did it go well or did it crash and burn? Listen right now to find out! Follow us on IG:@TwoDrnkMinimum@JimmyMurrill@CarlyyFerrari@AliGayderr Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2020

On this weeks episode we dive deeper into Alis love life. Jimmy reads off some of the messages from Alis Hinge account. This is also Alis first time reading these messages. They also talk about why we lie and talk about the different types of lies and liars. SUBSCRIBE RIGHT TF NOW!!!Follow on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2020

I mean its pretty self explanatory... This is the trailer to the podcast you're on! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 8 March 2020

We are adding a new dating segment for our hostess with the mostess relationship troubles.... Ali! Basically it is like the show Love is Blind. Carly and Jimmy have hijacked Alis dating apps and are setting her up with dates that she has never even seen. You're going to want to stay updated on this so be sure to come back next week and see what happens.  Todays topic: Am I too old for this? We break down the different ages that you should stop doing these things. Listen now to find out if you are too old for this! Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum @JimmyMurrill @CarlyyFerrari @Aligayderr Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2020

For starters, oral hygiene is very important. Don't be like Jimmy, brush your damn teeth twice a day. Growing up can be a bitch and if you're anything like these three idiots you need help too. Credit cards and budgeting can be tough. Listen to this episode to get some good info and tips on growing up and being financially independent.  Follow us on Instagram  @TwoDrnkMinimum @JimmyMurrill @Carlyyferrari @AliGayderr Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2020

Obviously social media has taken over the planet. But what social media platform reigns supreme? Join us as we dive into these social networks and give our opinions on each one. Also what does your dating app say about you? Find out now on this episode of Two Drink Minimum! Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum @JimmyMurrill @Carlyyferrari @Aligayderr Subscribe Now! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2020

Welcome to the premiere of Season Two! Also, give our new co-host Ali Ryan a warm welcome.  This episode Jimmy, Ali, and Carly discuss all things Valentines Day. Whether you are single as a pringle or hot off the market, we have what you need to hear!  We also warn you about the new ghosting trends to lookout for in 2020. You got ghosting, flea bagging, yellow carding, and The Carly which basically means you're an asshole to the person you're talking to. Then as always we dive into our Last Call letters and favorite things!  Please Subscribe!!!! and leave us 5 stars! Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum @JimmyMurrill @CarlyyFerrari @AliGayderr Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2020

Well people, The time has come for the season finale. Look at us, Who would have thought... NOT ME! Jimmy and Carly guide you through the Office Holiday Party do's and don'ts Also don't be an annoying white elephant gift giver. Have some respect and be thoughtful.  Finally this episodes last call is off the freaking charts. A true must listen! Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum and leave us a 5 star review! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2019

Still hungover from Thanksgiving weekend? So are we. At least we are in this together. On today's episode Carly and Jimmy discuss all things Birthdays! The also get a fan letter from a person seeking advice on their friends toxic relationship.  Follow us on. Instagram  Jimmy @JimmyMurrill Carly @Carlyyferrari and of course @TwoDrnkMinimum  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2019

Get to know Carly and Jimmy a little better with a quick Q&A! Also Jimmy investigates a family's fan letter that will leave you SHOCKED! Carly also eats cucumbers like a freaking psycho.  Follow us on Instagram @TwoDrnkMinimum Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2019

Friendsgiving is a topic that Carly and Jimmy are pros at! After all, Jimmy was apparently on the Mayflower and helped orchestrate the first ever Friendsgiving. In this episode you will find some very useful tips for planning and executing the perfect Friendsgiving.  Also our fan letter this week is absolutely BONKERS! Just Listen... its crazy! Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum  Jimmy @JimmyMurrill Carly @CarlyyFerrari Leave Us 5 Stars and a good review!  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2019

Roommates, You can't live with them and you can't pay the rent without them! Jimmy and Carly also help guide Morgan through the disgusting fact that she is dating her future step brother! #gross Be sure to give us 5 stars and Follow us on instagram @TwoDrnkMinimum Love You! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2019

Carly was not able to make it for this episode but don't worry, we got the world famous Ali Ryan. She was thankfully available! This episode is all about types of drunk people! We don't care what type of drunk person you are, just as long as you're not the needy one! Follow us on Ig @TwoDrnkMinimum and don't forget to give us 5 stars! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2019

Jimmy and Carly look back on pleasant times that they were escorted out of bars/nightclubs by security. They also discuss all things Halloween! Finally this brings us to our last call.. Is Judy's boyfriend in love with his sister? Probably Yes. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2019

Let's play a game? It's a game with no winners. It's called RED FLAG OR NAW! If there was a red flag standing right in front of you would you see it? Our very first guest Ali def wound not. Also come listen as we teach you the proper drink purchasing etiquette. Don't be like Michaels home town free loader. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2019

We all love our friends and vacations. But sometimes being in such close proximity with everyone for an extended period of time makes you want to blow someones fucking head off! In this episode get Jimmy and Carly’s tips on surviving you next friend vacation. If you do it right you’ll all end up leaving with the same amount of friends you came with.  Also are workplace parking lot blowies such a bad thing? Find out on this episode of Two Drink Minimum!  Follow us on IG @TwoDrnkMinimum Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2019

Welcome to the premier of Two Drink Minimum. Whats the pettiest thing you've ever done? Surly it can't be as bad as Jimmys craigslist ad or being on Carlys shit list! Is Bumble BFF the new trend sweeping the nation or is it a way to meet your next stage 5 clinger?! Also.... Powerpoint..  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2019