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Two Drink Minimum

Dieting like its 2008. October 14, 2025

Two Drink Minimum

Jimmy Murrill and Carly Ferrari

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.01.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Jimmy and Carly discuss the rise and fall of the most insane diets in the early 2000's.


They also discuss the latest celebrity death and discuss which death has hit them the hardest.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I like the quarters up.

0:01.9

You like the quarters up?

0:03.1

Yeah.

0:03.9

Do you want to know what's under it?

0:06.3

What?

0:07.4

What is that?

0:11.5

It is a authentic Marino's Italian ice t-shirt that they sent me and they didn't send you anything because

0:21.9

they don't fucking like you. They don't fuck with your vibe. They like me. I didn't get it. I'm like, I'm actually livid, Jimmy. Like, this is seriously getting me really upset. Like, what do I do? I can't reach out to them being like, hey. Bad things just, or good things just happen to bad people. I don't know what to tell you.

0:37.0

That is true.

0:37.6

Wait, what do I do?

0:38.3

Do you think I message them being like,

0:40.3

hey, like, to tell you. That is true.

0:37.6

Wait, what do I do?

0:38.3

Do you think I message them being like, hey, like, I know you said you were going to send that care package and like you didn't send it. So like, yeah. Makes up in the mail. I just want to make, now I need to go look and make sure I give them right address. Yeah, right. I'm going to take this off though because that was the big reveal and I hate that I'm matching my couch and I look fucking massive.

0:56.5

Okay go. Let me see.

0:57.3

You don't know where the couch starts and where I am. Oh, my God. I'm so a jealous. Reveal it. I do like that quarters of it. Stop. Wait, stand up.

1:11.1

Like, I want to get a full, can you like stand up? And I didn't even know you were going to wear it. I was just like, oh, I like that quarter zip. And then I was wondering, I'm like, wow, the yellow. What do you like? I was saying I didn't even know. What do you like? I said, I really was liking that quarter zip, but I really was questioning. I'm like, wow, bright yellow shirt underneath the quarter of, like, interesting choice.

1:30.4

Are you saying quarter zip like that?

1:32.6

Quarter zip. Okay, I'm not quarter zip. Like quarter zip. You're saying it's like quarter zip.

1:41.0

Like what the fuck? And quarter zip a zip.

1:46.0

Wait, stand up so the people can see it all. Oh my God. The Leranos. Extra large is an extra large. Ooh, now double X. No double X. Your boy's little. Oh, my God. We're about to be like the same size. I feel like I asked for extra large. Like, I'm pissed. Like, I mean

2:00.5

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