Story Break

Story Break is back for a special episode - Will had a kid! And just like how we broke a story for Matt's daughter, we're doing one for Will's son!

Transcribed - Published: 11 October 2022

The end of an era. We reminisce about our professional lives around this podcast, and break the movie adaptation for the podcast itself. Thank you all for listening!

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2021

We spin the wheel on combining three random Wikipedia articles one last time, and it somehow is... about Garfield? Kind of!?

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2021

Notable Canadian Elyse Willems joins us as we discover a strange copyright law loophole that allows us to legally create a James Bond film... as long as it ONLY plays in Canada.

Transcribed - Published: 26 September 2021

Wouldn't be Story Break without a ridiculous dumb idea we take seriously! This week - an island. With snipers. Sniper Island. What more do you need to know??

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2021

We approach one of our favorite movies and dare to attempt a sequel to what is already cinematic perfection!

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2021

The ultimate anime enigma - the lofi girl from the hit "lo-fi beats" stream. Can we pull a movie out of this one?

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2021

We do a mad lib and somehow manage to rope in bananas, Universal's Minions, and a road movie all in one!

Transcribed - Published: 30 August 2021

We take on a genre near and dear to all our hearts - heroic bloodshed/blood opera!

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2021

We go onto a random superhero generator and make a new superhero movie!

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2021

It's finally done! The entire Jar Jar Binks feature film - every scene back to back. If you want to just hear the new scene, you can skip to 2:47:30.

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2021

We try and figure out the climax of the movie!

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2021

N8-38 expresses and realizes her dream of piloting a TIE fighter with lightsabers!! We're rewriting all the rules of Star Wars with this one!

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2021

The matchup we've been waiting for! This ep is just the scene as F dog boned up the recording but it's a nice beefy scene!

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2021

Jar Jar wakes up from the rager and begins the most important day of his life.

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2021

It gets emotionally and morally complicated when Jar Jar's coworkers throw him a surprise party.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2021

We juggle some real life responsibilities and bring you one of our all time favorite episodes!

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2021

It's time for Jar Jar to enact his plan and be... a beloved boss?

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2021

Jar Jar makes an impassioned speech to convince the rebels he's on their side.

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2021

Jar Jar enacts a daring plan to try and win the trust of Croke Ceel.

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2021

Jar Jar does some quick thinking on his feet.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2021

We recap our Jar Jar story so far in preparation for continuing this zany adventure!

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2021

It's still MaxFunDrive which means we're still tackling the HARDEST BREAKS EVER. This week: the best selling book of all-time - The Bible.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2021

It's MaxFunDrive time once again, so prepare yourself for Story Break HARD MODE, where we only tackle the hardest, most impossible stories. This week - David Foster Wallace's "unadaptable" masterpiece, Infinite Jest!

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2021

We TEST OUR MIGHT against Mortal Kombat (note: none of us saw the new one so maybe we just come up with the plot of the new one? Only one way to find out!)

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2021

We return to the world of fast sideways cars and throw dinosaurs at everyone's favorite crime family!

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2021

Yeah, baby, yeah! We take a break from the Star Wars universe to try and modernize everyone's favorite shagadelic superspy Austin Powers! It's a lot harder than you'd expect.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2021

Just another day in the office for Palpatine! Wait... What's Jar Jar doing...?

Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2021

We rewind a bit on the previous scene and reshape it to properly raise the stakes by invoking everyone's favorite large spherical weapon of mass destruction!

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2021

Epic Games reached out and challenged us to dive into the lore of Fortnite Season 6 (out now!) and break a story, and boy oh boy do we break it! Season 6 of Fortnite is out now! http://fn.gg/season6

Transcribed - Published: 29 March 2021

Jar Jar fills a vacancy in the Emperor's Red Council

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2021

Vader lays a trap for Jar Jar.

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2021

Jar Jar resorts to some hardcore moves in order to get into the Emperor's inner circle.

Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2021

Jar Jar is installed as the Governor of Naboo and tries to get closer to the Emperor's inner circle.

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2021

We introduce Darth Vader as Jar Jar accepts his role as Governor of Naboo.

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2021

Qui-Gon shows Jar Jar the awful truth...

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2021

Fan favorite Qui-Gon Jinn makes his Force ghost cameo as we continue our Star Wars journey!

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2021

Our story intersects with some familiar faces, and a famous Star Wars scene.

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2021

Jar Jar stands before the assembled crowd and confronts his conscience.

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2021

Jar Jar comes face to face with a fellow war veteran en route to fulfilling his duties as a junior representative.

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2021

Jar Jar is more popular than he thinks...

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2021

The totally unofficial adventure begins as we tackle the iconic Star Wars title crawl!

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2021

We're kicking off 2021 and Season 4 of Story Break by giving the full script treatment to one of our earliest (and fan favorite) episodes - Jar Jar: A Star Wars Story! This week, we review our original break from episode 2 of this podcast in preparation for the scene-by-scene writing process that's to come!

Transcribed - Published: 2 January 2021

We sit with notable writer of comics and video games Anthony Burch to attempt to untangle the massive mythos that is Bungie's looter shooter Destiny!

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2020

This "cyberpunk" thing all the kids into can't be that hard... right? Time to FIND OUT!

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2020

We get deep with the universe of John Wick to formulate what the 4th movie might be!

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2020

We take the phrase "jump the shark" in directions no sane human being would ever condone. Join us as we once again envision cinematic excellence!

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2020

We take on some of the internet's hottest, most dankest memes and try to make movies out of them!

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2020

Suck it, Herman Melville! He said you can't make an epic story about a flea well guess what we just did!

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2020

We try our hardest to do a serious episode (because this podcast is just way too funny!)

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2020