Oh, I'm gonna story break the writer's room podcast where three Hollywood professionals have an hour to continue the ongoing Jar Jar Binks saga

I'm week by week seen by scene one page at a time. I was pretty long. Hey Freddy. It's me Will. I'm Will Campos

I'm one of the host of this podcast. You're not gonna hit me with the Star Wars thing. Oh shoot. I forgot. Oh my god

I'm

Of course I know Will. He's me. Nice. I got bad feeling about this episode

Matt Arnold happy to life is why the fuck is this holiday's not the fourth? Are you asking like why are we like what do you have a kid holidays?

Don't mean the same. What's your degenerate who plays Dungeons and Dragons and writes Star Wars fanfiction for a living?

There's no holidays anymore. There's only 24 seven. This is just a no-daycare day. That's what all

We actually like wait like I did all these plans like oh wait a daycare is close like I guess it's a holiday

But it's not the fourth I get it people are anyways hung over on the 4th of July

Barbecues yeah, maybe me tongue over. I went to a barbecue yesterday and had a couple of years and

Eight seven hundred pounds of food and then yeah

I why went home and passed out is five four in the afternoon like you like American Patriots are supposed to

Woke up at six and didn't eat for the rest of the day and that was yeah, see I'm such an American Patriot

I celebrated the 4th of July on August 2nd, which is probably most likely as far as historians could tell actually when the Declaration of Independence was signed

Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm I'm that real

I'm that person that stops everybody in August seconds is hey, by the way, we have a side respect for the Declaration of Independence

This is a very good Christmas for people to use like actually this is really more like the winter solstice

Yes

Actually took this day specifically to screw over the pagans all day Jesus was actually most likely born in like November

But we're not sure. That is a pretty galaxy brain move

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