In this week’s solo episode, there’s no time for filler, and Dylan gets right into Andy’s response to the RHONY cancelation rumors (and what they mean for New Jersey). Then, he unpacks the first three episodes of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season 2, starting with how fame has changed the definition of ‘MomTok.’ He weighs in on the two toxic relationships in the group, and salutes the newest face in the group (Taylor’s mom). Later, he evaluates what really went down between Jesse and Lexi on Summer House, and why Lexi’s big moment couldn’t compare to Lindsay’s Freedom Dinner. Finally, he has some opinions on The Valley’s Santa Barbara trip, and why Zack is having a stellar season. Go to the Always On YouTube page to watch full length episodes every Tuesday: Youtube.com/@AlwaysOnBetches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2025
On today's episode, Dylan is joined by The Valley’s unofficial spokesperson for the messy gay community, Zack Wickham. They get into what it’s really like to go from “friend of” to full-time cast member and why rage texting from rehab might not be the growth Jax thinks it is. Zack also teases The Valley’s first ever reunion, reflects on his long standing loyalty to Brittany, and talks about staying authentic while filming a reality TV show. Plus, in That’s My Opinion!, Dylan and Zack question The Traitors casting and pitch a new release strategy for The Valley that Bravo should adopt immediately. Go to the Always On YouTube page to watch full length episodes: Youtube.com/@AlwaysOnBetches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025
This Friday’s episode brings exciting news, with Bravo’s annual slate unveiling four new shows set to debut in the year ahead. Dylan unpacks everything we know about Ladies of London, Real Housewives of Rhode Island, the low-key Shahs reboot, and Wife Swap, along with some of his hopes and dreams for the new shows. Then, he makes an ~epic~ prediction about the destination for an upcoming Bravo cast trip. From there, he digs into this week’s episode of The Valley, with a plea to the editors to spare us from Jax’s rehab video diary. He also shares some thoughts on the current state of affairs on RHOA and Summer House, and gives out this week’s award to a very deserving recipient. Go to the Always On YouTube page to watch full length episodes: Youtube.com/@AlwaysOnBetches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025
On today's episode, Dylan joins forces with the Blabbermouths, Eleni Sabracos and Will Oser, to maximize their joint slay. This crossover event is filled with hot takes, Bravolebrity lore, and Will’s suspiciously close friendship with Margaret Josephs. They break down the art of being a blabbermouth and discuss iconic reality television blabbermouths (both complimentary and derogatory), share their behind the scenes journeys from BravoCon to Betches, and get into why Ramona Singer once made Eleni empty her dishwasher. And, we find out what actually IS good for us in the new segment, That’s My Opinion!, inspired by the one and only Tamra Judge. Go to the Always On YouTube page to watch full length episodes: Youtube.com/@AlwaysOnBetches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2025
On this week’s solo episode, Dylan has lots to catch up on, starting with the long-awaited Real Housewives of Miami trailer. After dipping into some Larsa Pippen lore, he breaks down the upcoming season, and the latest on Alexia and Todd. From there, he recaps the week’s most important Bravo developments, starting with the perfectly enjoyable premiere of Love Hotel. Over on The Valley, Jesse ratchets up the rumors about Michelle, and she responds by trying to vote him off his own trip. We love mess! Then, Dylan unpacks all the most cringe moments from this week’s Summer House, before giving out a very special award to one of the Atlanta ladies. Go to the Always On YouTube page to watch full length episodes: Youtube.com/@AlwaysOnBetches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2025
On today's episode, Dylan is joined by the iconic Kristen Doute and Nia Sanchez Booko from 'The Valley' to unpack the first two episodes, as well as discuss the challenges and triumphs of both being in their third trimester of pregnancy. They get into it all: Kristen’s fallout with Janet for her “cheap” podcast comment, why “Crazy Kristen” is retired, and how talking calmly to Jax is low-key strategic. Nia is prepping for four kids under four (new tagline alert!), lessons learned from pageant life to life in the Valley, and the importance of the block button. Plus, preparing for the reunion we’re finally getting! Go to the Always On YouTube page to watch full length episodes: Youtube.com/@AlwaysOnBetches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025
In today’s episode, Dylan catches up on the last two weeks of Summer House and RHOA. On Summer House, Carl’s dry spell is finally over, but do we really need to hear about it? While Tom Schwartz gives relationship advice to Kyle (cursed), Lexi and Jesse’s high school honeymoon phase is officially over, if it ever really began. In Atlanta, Drew gets a backdoor invite to Porsha’s birthday trip, while Brit is using her misfortune to enforce her friendship demands on the group. Dylan also breaks down Disney’s big reality push, and whether we’ll ever have a true competitor to the Bravo universe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025
Back from vacation, Dylan has just one thing to look forward to: a new episode of The Valley. He digs into another heavy episode, which sees Jax Taylor officially hitting rock bottom, as the entire cast takes their turn holding mini-interventions. While he continues to blame everyone but himself, Michelle and Jesse are still making each other miserable, and the Janet/Kristen/Zack drama triangle is going strong (despite Brittany’s lack of interest). Earlier in the show, Dylan unpacks Mia Thornton’s announcement that she’s leaving RHOP, and shares some exciting Mention It All news. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025
Dylan’s sneaky favorite Bravo show is back for a second season, and the cast of The Valley is as messy as ever. From the chilling cold open to Brittany’s white party, it’s a wild ride from start to finish, anchored by Jax’s express journey to rock bottom. Meanwhile, Jesse and Michelle’s divorce isn’t going well, Kristen still hasn’t forgiven Janet, and Tom Schwartz might be the only person with common sense. Buckle up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025
Back for a fresh week, Dylan is joined in the studio by one of THE funniest Bravo fans, comedian Liza Treyger. They chat about Liza’s recent Netflix special, which features a dramatic retelling of a particularly wild episode of RHOA. Liza talks about how far back she goes with reality TV, and then gets into some of her hottest takes on current Bravo drama. They get into Kenya’s messy departure, Kathy Hilton’s tiring schtick, and how Liza feels about the upcoming Next Gen: NYC show. Later, they also discuss Liza’s love for SVU and true crime, and how she makes room in her brain for so much trash TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2025
Back for the final episode of the week, Dylan starts the proceedings with an analysis of PK’s shady Instagram story. At what point do you age out of being messy on social media? From there, we turn our attention to Summer House, where Lindsay is still crashing out over Carl’s alleged misdoings with Lil the Lemur Girl. Aside from hosting a Shabbat dinner, Jesse is focused on patching up his ToeGate drama with Lexi, and they may not be on the same page about their relationship boundaries. Plus, Paige inches closer to officially being done with Craig’s hater energy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025
On today’s episode, Dylan is joined by two returning guests who love to yap about Bravo, Page Six’s Danny Murphy and Evan Real. After catching up on mediums and star charts, they discuss the trailer for the upcoming show Next Gen NYC, and which Housewives offspring seem poised to have the most (and least) interesting seasons. From there, they dive deep on the RHOBH reunion, breaking down the differences between Kathy Hilton and Jennifer Tilly, and whether Erika’s “relaxing” season is a problem that needs to be addressed. They also discuss Garcelle’s departure, and whether anyone else should be on the chopping block. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025
Dylan is back for another week breaking down Bravo mess, starting with a pair of Housewives who aren’t doing themselves any favors. Erika Jayne is once again in hot water for not crediting an artist, while Ashley Darby is making tributes no one asked for. From there, it’s a deep dive on a highly anticipated RHOA episode, where Kenya orchestrates her own demise. Where does the season go from here, and does the punishment fit the crime? Dylan also has some final thoughts on season 10 of Southern Charm, mostly based on JT’s dreadful treatment of Venita. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 7 April 2025
Dylan rounds out the week with a Summer House recap, and a pair of updates on our former RHONY ladies. Leah McSweeney’s legal case against Bravo is finally moving forward (with several caveats), while Sonja’s latest WWHL appearance begs the question… if the classic New York ladies are still a big draw for Bravo, why are they not on an actual Bravo show? On Summer House, Carl’s new flame is under investigation by Lindsay, while Lexi and Jesse’s relationship is going great, if you ignore all the things that are going wrong. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025
Dylan is back to break down the latest drama on both RHOA and RHOBH, starting with the unsettling end of Atlanta’s latest episode. With Kenya’s time on the season running out, the situation between her and Brit feels murkier than ever, and it brings up questions of what kind of conflict we really want on Bravo shows. Meanwhile on Beverly Hills, the reunion kicks off with a shady statement from PK, while Kyle is still struggling to settle her issues with Dorit. Garcelle also finds herself in the hot seat, and her goals for the reunion foreshadow what’s to come. Earlier in the show, Dylan also unpacks Gia Giudice’s response to her mom’s latest tax issues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025
Just a few weeks into her RHOA journey, new Housewife Kelli Ferrell sits down with Dylan to talk about how it’s going. Kelli talks about the lofty task of bringing a new era to the iconic franchise, and what kind of energy the vets had for the newbies during the season. She and Dylan discuss her feelings on all the ladies on the show, and how she balanced her personal relationships with public information. She weighs in on Kenya’s sudden departure from the season, and the nickname she received from latecomer Phaedra. Kelli also talks about the mess at her charity event, and how she’s balancing her waffle empire with everything else she has going on. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2025
For the final episode of the week, Dylan starts with a Bravo news dump. First up: Teresa and Louie are behind on their taxes, and it might be even worse than it seems. Next, we have a pair of Bravoleb departures, with Garcelle’s announcement coming at a strange time for the RHOBH cast. Dylan has some thoughts on the season finale, and Erika’s icky WWHL reaction. He also has some additional thoughts on this week’s episode of Summer House, and Craig’s continuing bad vibes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025
Hot on the heels of this week’s Summer House, Dylan is in the studio with West and Jesse to break down an episode that they’d rather not get into. The guys talk about what they’ve learned since last season, and getting used to navigating life on such a public platform. From there, they get into some specifics of the season, including West’s complicated dynamic with Ciara. Turning the focus to Jesse and Lexi, they debate the seriousness of toe-sucking, and why Craig’s advice about not cheating was maybe not the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025
Dylan kicks off the new week with a new guest, The Ringer’s Chelsea Stark-Jones. Chelsea talks about her experience as a day-one Housewives viewer, and how the franchise has changed over the years, for better or worse. Then, they dig into some recent Bravo updates, including Phaedra’s brutal read of the Married to Medicine cast, and Bethenny’s confusing RHONY rewatch update. Then, they go deep on the new season of RHOA, unpacking some favorite moments from this week’s episode, as well as their feelings on a potential Nene Leakes comeback. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2025
It’s the last episode of the week, and Dylan is gearing up for the Southern Charm finale with an analysis of a fascinating preview clip post-Craig and Paige breakup. Speaking of, Craig is on this week’s Summer House, and the patience for his convos with Paige is wearing thin. Dylan also breaks down the complicated dynamic of Craig and Kyle’s feud, and whether Craig’s Kendall/Kyle comparison holds water. He also digs into some additional thoughts on this week’s RHOBH and Dorit’s Accountability Corner, and reviews a Broadway show that *might* be about Ramona Singer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025
On today’s episode, Dylan is joined by two legends of the Bravo podcasting game, Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam, hosts of Watch What Crappens. They talk about their entry into the Bravo world, and how much things have changed since the OG days of Real Housewives. From there, they take a spin around the currently airing shows, dropping their takes on RHOBH, RHOA, Southern Charm, and Southern Hospitality. They also talk about the importance of casts that are willing to let it all hang out, and some new ideas for how we can continue to celebrate our aging Bravo stars. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025
It’s a new week, which brings a fresh dump of Bravo news for Dylan to unpack, in the form of not one, but THREE new Bravolebrity podcast ventures. He reacts to the dueling new shows from RHONY reboot ladies, and questions whether Gia Giudice will actually have any family tea to spill on her pod. (Plus, Jax Taylor is still a waking nightmare.) Later, he goes deep on another new RHOA episode, picking apart the emerging power duos within the cast, and who’s being left on the outside looking in. Plus, what’s the real issue fueling the feud between Porsha and Drew? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2025
To round out the week, Dylan is back with a solo episode, recapping the latest episodes of RHOBH and Summer House. (Or maybe ranting about the men on these shows more than recapping, but what’s the difference?) Aside from the issues with Craig and Mauricio, there’s also lots of news to get to, starting with Lisa Vanderpump’s biggest Vegas venture yet. He also has updates on Tamra leaving RHOC, and Lisa Barlow (hopefully) not leaving RHOSLC. Plus, reactions to the trailer for season 2 of The Valley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2025
We’re still riding the high of the RHOA Sweet 16 premiere, and today Dylan is joined in the studio by long-time friend-turned-Housewife Shamea Morton. They dive right into Shamea’s center-stage energy in the season premiere, and she talks about the transition to a more central role after a decade on the sidelines. She and Dylan also discuss her friendship with Porsha, her thoughts on all the new women in the cast, and the impact of the Kenya situation on the season. Later, she weighs in on Drew’s questionable relationship with Dennis, and how she’s planning to watch the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025
A new week brings a deluge of Bravo news, and Dylan wastes no time getting into the nitty gritty. From Scheana’s Mother Monster moment to James Kennedy’s bleak social media behavior, the VPR crew is all over the map. Meanwhile, Tamra is seemingly bailing on RHOC after a cryptic Instagram post in the middle of a cast trip. After a few thoughts on the Traitors finale, Dylan focuses his attention on the premiere of a partially-rebooted RHOA. With Shamea finally claiming her peach, a trio of newbies chomping at the bit, and some conspicuous Kenya editing, we’ve got ourselves a season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2025
This season of Summer House is heating up, and Dylan is back in the studio with more returning housemates, Lindsay Hubbard and Gabby Prescod. They’ve got lots to discuss these days, and Dylan wastes no time diving into questions about Carl, Lindsay’s relationship timeline, and Gabby’s struggles with vulnerability. They also discuss various dramas in the house, from West’s poor handling of the Ciara situation to Kyle’s issues with Paige. Later, Lindsay has some harsh words for West, and she talks about the potential future of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025
Today, Dylan is joined by reality TV expert Rachel Lindsay for a wide-ranging tour of everything happening on Bravo right now. Rachel shares her Bravo origin story, and whether her own experiences on the Bachelor franchise changed the way she watches her favorite reality shows. Then, she and Dylan dig into the RHOP reunion, and why Stacey’s big moment was so exciting for everyone involved. They also discuss this season of Southern Charm (including Venita’s social media drama), and whether this season of RHOBH is meeting the mark for fun. Later, Dylan has some thoughts on the premiere of the Denise Richards show, and Rachel has an idea for a spin-off we actually want. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025
This is not an Oscars podcast, but Dylan kicks off today’s show with an important update from Hollywood’s biggest night: Ben Stiller wants Kyle and Dorit to get along. He also shares some lingering reactions to Sutton’s “Poorit” angle on RHOBH. From there, he sets his sights on the conclusion of the Potomac reunion, which is an instant classic. From Stacey’s fake boyfriend allegations to Ray and Karen’s pitiful final scene, he also unpacks some questions for next season, and what we can expect. Later, Dylan has a few thoughts on Traitors before this week’s finale. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 3 March 2025
Dylan starts today’s episode with the breaking news from Karen Huger’s sentencing, and what the outcome means for the future of RHOP. From there, he’s joined by Carl Radke to chat about the new season of Summer House, and how it feels to be nine seasons into this wild ride. Carl opens up about his stressful return to the house after his breakup with Lindsay, and how the show has given him tools to deal with those emotions. He also weighs in on the newbies in the house, and his hopes for Paige and Craig’s future as exes. Later, he shares some updates on his Soft business venture, and reflects on four years of sobriety. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025
Crystal Kung Minkoff is settling back into her big life after three seasons on RHOBH, and she’s in the studio with Dylan to recap what she’s been up to. They reflect on the ups and downs of her time on the show, and how her family handled the added attention. Crystal also talks about her love of hosting and her circle of very famous friends, who happen to love Housewives just as much as the rest of us. She and Dylan also talk about her latest project, an exciting new podcast with Cynthia Bailey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2025
Comedian, best-selling author, and fellow Bravo scholar Phoebe Robinson is on today’s episode, and she comes prepared with hot takes. She and Dylan talk about the importance of staying informed and turning your brain off, like Phoebe did with her recent VPR binge. Speaking of VPR, they talk about when it’s time to let a beloved show go, and whether franchises like RHONY and RHOA can return to their glory days. Then, they dig into the current season of RHOP, and Phoebe weighs in on who should stay, who must go, and WTF is going on with Karen Huger. Later, they chat about the anniversary of Phoebe’s publishing imprint, Tiny Reparations Books, and which Housewife memoir she’d like to read. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2025
On today’s episode, Dylan is joined in the studio by another iconic Bravo podcaster, Kara Berry, host of Everyone’s Business (But Mine). Before diving into pretty much every show currently airing, they discuss their recent IRL sighting of Patricia Altschul, one of Bravo’s most elusive ladies. From there, they share musings on Shep’s humiliation arc on Southern Charm, some surprising choices on Summer House, and more Dorit and Kyle questions on RHOBH. Later, they get into this season’s fascinating RHOP reunion, and weigh in on who will be back next season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025
Back from a quick trip to Europe (where Peacock STILL doesn’t work), Dylan dives back into the Bravo developments he missed. First, he recaps what’s going on with Teddi Mellencamp’s health, and which Housewife is finally divorced. Then, he gets into the latest episode of The Traitors, where another Bravo girlie bit the dust, and the Traitors’ relationship is on a downward spiral. Then, he turns his attention to RHOBH, where Dorit’s annual (?) Fourth of July party starts off messy but ends with a much-needed Kyle/Dorit mea culpa. With their issues hopefully in the rearview, how will Kyle handle Mauricio’s impending PDA with a much younger woman? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025
The new season of Summer House has arrived, and Dylan hits the ground running with hot takes on all the developing storylines. Jesse and Lexi (ew)! Lindsay and Carl (cringe)! Paige and Craig (again)! And more! Earlier in the episode, he shares some thoughts on this week’s RHOBH, and why Sutton’s trip-let to Georgia is low-key one of the best things that has happened this season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2025
On today’s episode, it’s a Tour de Bravo as Sarah Galli, host of the Andy’s Girls podcast, returns to the show. She and Dylan yap about pretty much everything under the Bravo umbrella, starting with some diagnostic work on this season of Potomac. They also dig into Kyle’s baffling choices on RHOBH, whether Bronwyn can keep up the good work next season on RHOSLC, and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025
On the eve of Summer House’s ninth season, Amanda and Kyle are back in the studio to update Dylan on everything this summer has in store. They chat about the new dynamics in the house this year, from Jesse’s major crush to Lindsay’s pregnancy. As a couple who’s been through it, they also weigh in on some other relationship issues, including Ciara’s issues with West and Paige and Craig’s whole thing. Kyle also talks about being a part of the first season of The Traitors, and organizing a fever dream fundraiser for LA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2025
Three seasons in, Southern Hospitality has truly hit its stride, and the woman behind the Republic empire, Leva Bonaparte, is in the studio to mention it all. She and Dylan talk about the whirlwind experience of being on two shows airing at the same time, and why people are connecting so strongly with the beautiful mess of Southern Hospitality. They also discuss the importance of the show’s queer storylines, and the surprising outcome of TJ and Joe Bradley’s difficult conversation. Later, Leva weighs in on Austen and Craig’s issues on this season of Southern Charm, and why you’ll never see her thirsting for screen time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025
There’s a lot going on in pop culture right now, so it’s the perfect time for a chat with culture connoisseur Evan Ross Katz. He and Dylan start with a Traitors breakdown, which leads to a conversation about the importance of casting characters on reality TV. Evan weighs in on where some of our most iconic franchises are headed, from RHONY to RHOC, and sets expectations for the newly retooled Atlanta. Later, he shares his recommendation for Bravo fans interested in watching Survivor for the first time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2025
There’s nothing we love more than a famous Real Housewives fan, and on today’s episode, hilarious actor and comedian Jillian Bell is on the show to talk about Sutton Stracke (among other things). Dylan and Jillian chat about her journey with Bravo, and the importance of telling women’s stories—from Housewives drama to her new movie, Kinda Pregnant. Earlier in the episode, Dylan reacts to the RHOP season finale and some updates in Karen Huger’s legal proceedings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2025
Nothing gets the Bravo world going like a big casting announcement, and today’s news is pretty big: Gretchen Rossi is returning to RHOC more than a decade after her initial departure. Dylan kicks off today’s show by evaluating this announcement, and what it means for next season. Then, he pivots to part two of the RHOSLC reunion, where the husbands are in the hot seat and the women are struggling to move on from last season. Later, Mary opens up about her son’s situation, which brings everyone closer together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 31 January 2025
It’s another busy Wednesday, with a double dose of Housewives recaps for Dylan to dive into. First, it’s part one of the RHONY reunion, which is actually… kinda riveting? He evaluates some of the dynamics at play, as well as what a newly posted casting notice might mean for the franchise’s future. Then, he turns his attention to Beverly Hills, which is struggling to move on from TextGate. Dorit and Kyle have another tough conversation, while Sutton and Garcelle are determined not to become minions. Earlier in the episode, Dylan has some feedback for West on his social media sharing, which isn’t doing him any favors going into this season of Summer House. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025
It’s a busy Monday playing catchup on a trio of shows, but first, Dylan sets aside some time to drag a show that hasn’t even premiered yet: The Baldwins. He unpacks the trailer for Alec and Hilaria’s TLC show from hell and what he hopes to see on the show. With that mess out of the way, he turns his focus to some puzzling decisions from the Traitors, JT’s sloppy season on Southern Charm, and some questionable fourth wall-breaking on RHOP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2025
To kick off today’s episode, Dylan has updates to share in the saga of James Kennedy and Ally Lewber. He unpacks her Instagram statement, and his hopes for their (separate) futures. From there, he dives into the RHOSLC reunion, starting with a rant about how Whitney’s jewelry website still isn’t up to par. He unpacks Whit’s never-ending feud with Lisa, Lisa’s struggle to bury the hatchet with Bronwyn, and Bronwyn’s puzzling storytelling choices when it comes to her $4 million necklace. Things end on a strange note when Lisa shares some questionable receipts, and the husbands show up ready to fight. More to come! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2025
It’s been a long, bumpy season for RHONY, and Dylan is back to recap one last, cursed episode. On the season finale, things go from bad to worse in Puerto Rico due to Brynn and Ubah’s bleak misunderstanding (if you can call it that), and the franchise’s future is even more uncertain than before. Then, Dylan breaks down this week’s RHOBH, where TextGate just won’t die despite Kyle’s best efforts. Earlier in the show, Dylan talks Traitors and praises Dorinda’s appearance on The Tonight Show. This episode contains a discussion that mentions sexual assault. Listener discretion advised. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2025
As we hit the homestretch on another season of RHOP, Dr. Wendy Osefo returns to the show to update Dylan on all the drama. They start by chatting about her five-season journey on the show, and how it feels to look back on all the life she’s lived on camera. She also talks about the global reach of the franchise, and what it felt like to find out she’s one of Cynthia Erivo’s favorite Housewives. From there, they dig into some specifics of the season, with Wendy weighing in on everything from Mia’s puzzling dynamic with G and Inc to those troubling videos of Karen Huger. She also teases an even-better-than-expected reunion, and shares why she feels like she’s finally earned a break in 2025. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 20 January 2025
There’s no one on earth doing it like the RHOSLC cast, and Dylan is back to break down the highs, lows, and below the belt texts from the epic finale. First, he shares some of his biggest takeaways from the episode, including the finale-on-a-trip structure and Heather’s producer side saving her bumpy season. Then, he recaps all the important moments from the finale, from Meredith’s scratched cornea to Mary and Angie’s emotional break up (and subsequent make up). Finally, he addresses Heather’s brutal dinner game, and rates everyone’s mean texts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025
Dylan is back for another Wednesday packed with Beverly Hills and New York reactions, but first, he’s spiraling about the impending TikTok ban. Without TikTok, where will Bethenny go to drag Chanel, or put chicken salad spots on the map?! Pivoting back to Bravo, Dylan has a lot of questions for Kyle Richards, because her strategy on this season of RHOBH is getting worse with each passing episode. As she gets caught lying about her texts with PK (and maybe her marriage), pretty much everyone else is having a good season, even those without storylines. Later, Dylan turns his focus to RHONY, where Ubah’s attitude is turning the Puerto Rico trip into a headache. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2025
To kick off the new week, RHONY’s Jessel Taank returns to the show for the first time since her Housewives debut in 2023. She and Dylan get into the nitty gritty of season 15, from how the group has evolved in their time together to her thoughts on *that* prank. She also gets into her surprising issues with Brynn and Erin, and how it feels to know she’s sharing more of her life than others on the show. Later, she shares her honest feelings about the mixed fan response to the RHONY reboot, and whether she’d be open to some familiar Summer House faces joining the show in the future. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2025
Get in losers, because we’re headed back to the Scottish highlands for another season of The Traitors. On a special Friday episode, Dylan breaks down the highlights from the first three episodes of season 3, and mourns the loss of one of this season’s most anticipated players. He chooses some people to watch this season, and also warns a couple traitors that they need to do less. From there, he recaps yet another iconic RHOSLC episode, which finds Britani in the hot seat for her alleged wiretapping. Earlier in the episode, Dylan covers the latest update in Karen Huger’s DUI saga, which leaves the RHOP reunion in a tough spot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2025
It’s a busy day for Bravo news and Dylan dives right in with the fallout from Jennifer Aydin’s rant about her experience at an airport Jersey Mike’s. Then, he recaps Craig Conover’s statement about his breakup, and whether it plays into a fan narrative about who was at fault in his split with Paige. From there, there are new episodes of RHOBH and RHONY to get into, and Dylan has a lot of feelings about where things stand after the holiday break. It’s 2025, and Rebecca Minkoff is still a flop, Dorit and Kyle still aren’t getting along, and Sutton still can’t keep her words straight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2025
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