bomBARDed - A Musical Dungeons & Dragons Adventure

Seasons Greetings, everyone! We got together on the mics one final time this year to talk about the future of the show, our Patreon, custom music commissions, and more! Hope everyone has a happy holiday season, and we’ll talk to ya later! Don't forget, our Die Hard Dice promo code " bomBARDed! " will save you 10% on your order, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! Thank you as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 14 December 2022

Hey everyone! So with the ending of our first campaign, we thought it would be a good idea to revamp our Patreon and add a bunch of stuff to it! We talk about all the stuff we’re adding (beginning June 1), and as usual we close it out with a song. Check out our Patreon for more details and to become a patron and thank you so much as always, everyone! Don't forget, our Die Hard Dice promo code " bomBARDed! " will save you 10% on your order, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! The organization we are donating to this month is the Texas Equal Access Fund, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Also, Chaos Sauce Volume 9 and OST Volume 9 will be out sometime in July, so be on the lookup for updates regarding that. Thank you as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2022

It’s the final mailbag episode for the campaign! We answer as many questions about the show as we possibly can, tie up some loose narrative threads, choose some overall favorite things, and talk about the future of the show and where we’re headed with this bard-tastic blast of a bardcast. And of course there’s a song at the end to cap everything off! Thank y’all so much for going on this journey with us and supporting us throughout it all. It means the world to us and we have loved being your bards throughout it all, and we can’t wait for the next adventure! At some point in the early summer, we'll be releasing Chaos Sauce Volume 9 and OST Volume 9, and we'll drop in the feed to talk more about that (and probably some other stuff), so definitely stay tuned for that. But for now, we're riding off into the sunset of this campaign and again, thank you so much for all y'all have done for us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2022

And now the end is near And so we face the final curtain Our friends, we’ll say it clear We’ll state our case, of which we’re certain We’ve had a show that's full We’ve traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this We did it THE BARD WAY Here is the finale for the first campaign of bomBARDed! We sincerely hope you enjoy and also don't forget that we are going to be doing a mailbag episode on April 19, so if you have any questions for us, feel free to drop us an email at bombardedcast (at) gmail dot com, or comment on one of the social media posts we drop on April 9. Deadline for submissions is April 14 and we'd love to hear from you! Thank you SO MUCH everyone for coming along with us on this journey - we are truly grateful for each and every one of you. Stay tuned for more updates about what's coming next, and thank you again and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 5 April 2022

The bards have a tough call to make, and hopefully it’s the right one because this is their 11 o’clock number! The final crescendo! The penultimate….well you get the idea. No time to dilly-dally, it’s almost time for the finale! Don't forget, our Die Hard Dice promo code " bomBARDed! " will save you 10% on your order, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! Episode 88 will be out on April 5 and that's going to be the FINALE!!! It's been an absolute blast, but Episode 88 will wrap things up for this campaign! We are going to be doing a mailbag episode on April 19 though, so if you have any questions for us, feel free to drop us an email at bombardedcast (at) gmail dot com. Deadline for submissions is April 14 and we'd love to hear from you! Thank you as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 15 March 2022

Plans are hatched, but is a victory snatched? When two sides collide who will be denied? The organization we are donating to this month is the Transgender Education Network of Texas, so check them out if you'd like to help us support them! We're also going to be donating an additional 10% to them as well from what we made in February, and if you're here in North Texas with us, check out Prism Health North Texas for more resources and organizations. Our Die Hard Dice promo code " bomBARDed! " will save you 10% on your order, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! Episode 87 will be out on March 15 and Episode 88 will be out on April 5, and don't forget to check out Chaos Sauce Vol. 8 on our bandcamp or wherever you stream music. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 1 March 2022

The bards make some minor adjustments to major plans and try to achieve a perfect score in their next trial. Try toning it down? Well, only if that’s the answer! The albums are coming! Chaos Sauce Vol. 8 will be out next week on February 22, and OST Vol. 8 will be out on March 8! Also, check out this handy guide to musical intervals if you want to see more examples! Our Die Hard Dice promo code " bomBARDed! " will save you 10% on your order, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! Episode 86 will be out on March 1 and Episode 87 will be out on March 15. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 15 February 2022

We tried to come up with a non-spoiler-y description for this one but couldn’t, so just buckle up and dive right into this one because it gets so buck wild that we can hardly bear it. The organization we are donating to this month is Kids in a New Groove, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code " bomBARDed! " will save you 10% on your order, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! Episode 85 will be out on February 15 and Episode 86 will be out on March 1. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! Content Warning at 47:04 - knives, violence with knives http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2022

The bards battle a barraging ballad as they beeline on to Beln. The organization we are donating to this month is Project Row Houses, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code " bomBARDed! " will save you 10% on your order, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! Episode 84 will be out on February 1 and Episode 85 will be out on February 15. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 18 January 2022

Happy new year everyone! For the final part of our winter break, we're sharing three of the monthly relay songs we've made over on our Patreon with everyone! Each one has something to do with the main story or characters in the main story, so we hope you enjoy! Here are the timestamps for the tunes if you just want to check those out: 1st Relay Song: 3:08 2nd Relay Song: 13:13 3rd Relay Song: 24:23 Episode 83 will be out on January 18 and Episode 84 will be out on February 1. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 4 January 2022

Hey everyone! The first thing we're doing for our holiday break is hopping in the sleigh and taking a trip down memory lane with Goodrich and Spurrier as they guide us through some holiday tunes we've made over the years. Hope you enjoy! Here are the tracks we play in the episode: (03:56) Auld Lang Sine (07:22) Trepak (Russian Dance) (09:49) Skating with Debussy (14:43) Jesu, Joy of Synth (21:34) Lights on a Machine (tanner4105 Remix) We'll have the second episode of our holiday break out on January 4 and then Episode 83 will drop on January 18. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 21 December 2021

It’s time for Chaos Sauce and company to move out towards their ultimate destiny. An extraordinary being of legendary and untold power beyond comprehension waits for them and calls to them in the night. A mythical voice declaring one name, and one name only... The organization we are donating to this month is The Ascension Arts Project, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code " BARDcore " will save you 15% on your order until December 20, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! NEXT WEEK on December 21, we’re going to be posting the first of two non-story episodes while we take a break for the holidays, so be on the lookout for a fun Lindby holiday recital from Goodrich and Spurrier. The second non-story episode will be on January 4, and we'll resume our regular schedule with Episode 83 on January 18. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 14 December 2021

Yes indeed, just another relaxing day before going after the cult. Super chill. No bad vibes. Absolutely. Yeah. Don't forget to like and retweet the post for this episode and follow us on Twitter for a chance to win 30 Bard Bucks for our shops as well as a set of metal Dice from Die Hard Dice! We'll announce the winners next episode! Our Die Hard Dice promo code " BARDcore " will save you 15% on your order until December 20, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! Episode 82 will be out on December 14 and Episode 82 and then on December 28 and January 4 we’re going to be posting a couple of fun non-story episodes while we take a break for the holidays. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 30 November 2021

The bards dive into some of Reed’s memories about Yoku and begin to piece together what happened long ago on a plane far, far away... Our Die Hard Dice promo code " BARDcore " will save you 15% on your order until December 20, so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout! Episode 81 will be out on November 30 and Episode 82 will be out on December 14. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2021

We’ve got a level-up montage and a wedding to get to, so hop on in! No time to lose! The organization we are donating to this month is The North Texas Food Bank, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code is " BARDcore " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 80 (!!!) will be out on November 16 and Episode 81 will be out on November 30. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2021

Not for oboe or bassoon, this single Reed brings a lot to the table for our bards, who also have to hit the books again. The seeds of knowledge seem to be all around them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code is " BARDcore " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 79 will be out on November 2 and Episode 80 will be out on November 16. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 19 October 2021

Turn around...every now and then we get a little bit tired of traditional harmony...and there’s one way in particular to remedy that! Also, reunions abound and a purpose is found! The organization we are donating to this month is The Joy of Music and Movement, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code is " BARDcore " (sorry about the mix up in the middle bit!) so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 78 will be out on October 19 and Episode 79 will be out on November 2. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 5 October 2021

Zoltara and the Voxmorts have a score to settle with Monoxys, so hold your applause because we’re only in between movements and this piece ain’t over yet! Our Die Hard Dice promo code is " bomBARDed " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 77 will be out on October 5 and Episode 78 will be out on October 19. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com (and as mentioned in the middle bit, a cut of Episode 75 without the Monoxys vocal effects can be found HERE) https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 21 September 2021

Greg leads our bards to an audience with Monoxys because that’s a great idea! Everything is fine! Really! No need for concern. The organizations we are donating to this month are Refugee Services of Texas and The Afiya Center, so check them out if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code is " bomBARDed " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 76 will be out on September 21 and Episode 77 will be out on October 5. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 7 September 2021

It’s a bomBARDed birthday celebration!! We are excited to announce our giveaway winners, sing ourselves a little birthday tune, chat about the past year, and enjoy our final break of the summer! Thank you everyone for participating in our bday giveaway, and we'll be in contact with the winners soon! Our Die Hard Dice promo code is " bomBARDed " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 75 will be out on September 7. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 24 August 2021

Two Gregs diverged in a vault, and the bards - They take the Greg less traveled by, Will that make all the difference? Find out in today’s episode! And don't forget to follow us on Twitter and like and retweet the tweet for this episode to be entered in our birthday giveaway! The organization we are donating to this month is The National Coalition of 100 Black Women, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code is " bomBARDed " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! The bomBARDed Bday Giveaway episode will be out on August 24, and Episode 75 will be out on September 7. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 10 August 2021

In this third and final episode of the "Summer Songs" Songwriting Summer Series, we get in the Olympic Spirit and pass the baton to create a good, old fashioned relay song! Check it out to find out more, and if you just want to skip to the tune, the timestamp for the relay song we made in this episode is 4:15. Our Die Hard Dice promo code is " bomBARDed " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 74 will be out on August 10. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 27 July 2021

What secrets await the bards in this old vault? Will it be a tunnel of fun, or the pits? Regardless, we’ll see how gregarious they feel after finding out what...or who...awaits them.... The organization we are donating to this month is Kensington Arts and Education, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code for the month of July is " bomBARDed " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 3 of the "Summer Songs" Songwriting Summer Series will be out on July 27, and Episode 74 will be out on August 10. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2021

In this second episode of the "Summer Songs" Songwriting Summer Series, we go back and visit some old Lindby tunes we wrote during our high school days and revamp one of them as the bards we are today! Check it out to find out more, and if you just want to skip to the tunes, here are the timestamps: The REVAMPED Song: 22:01 Masquerade: 32:11 Sunsetting Skies: 35:35 Butterfly: 39:03 Our Die Hard Dice promo code for the month of June is " BombardJune " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 73 will be out on July 13, and Episode 3 of the "Summer Songs" Songwriting Summer Series will be out on July 27. Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2021

The bards get some advice and a long-overdue lesson from Symbol, and an unexpected call has them bringing together more allies. Now the only thing between them and the treasure they’re seeking is a dense forest..and probably more... We have started the Summer Songs album over on our bandcamp, and we'll continue to add to it as we release the "Summer Songs" Songwriting Summer Series episodes over this summer. Hope you enjoy! Don't forget to check out THE BARDIC DREAMING FAN ZINE for some awesome artwork, stories, and original music by fans! We love it and cannot thank everyone who worked on it enough for putting it together! The organization we are donating to this month is the Trans Women of Color Collective, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code for the month of June is " BombardJune " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 2 of the "Summer Songs" Songwriting Summer Series will be out on June 29, and Episode 73 will be out on July 13. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 15 June 2021

Welcome to the first installment of the "Summer Songs" Songwriting Summer Series! For this episode, each of us are tasked with creating a song in the Garage Band iOS app while following some rules to make things a bit more interesting. Check it out to find out more, and if you just want to skip to the tunes, here are the timestamps: Goodrich's song ("Robot Summer"): 7:56 Kyle's Song ("Memories"): 12:19 Ali's Song ("Come Along [Song of the Summer]"): 16:42 Spurrier's Song ("The Ballad of Guy Taylor"): 22:54 CW for alcohol, death - 22:54 Also, THE BARDIC DREAMING FAN ZINE IS OUT NOW! Check it out and thank you so much to everyone who worked on it and put it together. It freaking ROCKS!! Our Die Hard Dice promo code for the month of June is " BombardJune " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Episode 72 will be out on June 15, and Episode 2 of the "Summer Songs" Songwriting Summer Series will be out on June 29. Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2021

Still reeling from Leon’s display, the bards give chase and wind up in quite a spot. They also learn something that they can’t believe is true! And achieve shocking results using this one weird trick! Only Bicentennial kids will remember... The Bardic Dreaming fan zine is releasing next week on May 31!! Check out @bardicdreaming on all social medias for more info and sneak peeks of what is going to be inside. If you want to contribute financially, donations can be made to the DOTS RPG Project and Black Table Arts! Check out the new Map of Beetzart which was designed and drawn by Arne Van Raepenbusch (@missed.creations on Instagram). The first episode of the “Summer Songs” Songwriting Summer Series will drop next week on June 1 and Episode 72 will be out on June 15. And don't forget, our Die Hard Dice promo code for the month of May is " BombardMay " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2021

In this announcement episode, we go over our schedule for this summer and talk about the upcoming “Summer Songs” Songwriting Summer Series, which will be interspersed with episodes throughout the summer. We'll be doing things like making songs in garageband, doing a relay song, and revamping a couple old songs (one muuuuch older than the other). We hope you enjoy, and Episode 71 will be out on May 25! We hope you enjoy the tune and as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2021

The bards end up in both a good and bad place after leaving the Astral plane and say hello, goodbye, and hello again to...a few different things. The two organizations we are donating to this month are the DOTS RPG Project and Black Table Arts, so check them if you'd like to help us support them! Our Die Hard Dice promo code for the month of May is " BombardMay " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Finally, next week we'll have a small announcement episode about our summer schedule that we'll post on May 11, and then Episode 71 will drop on May 25. Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2021

The bards go on a road trip. Our Die Hard Dice promo code for the month of April is " BombardApril " so if you need dice and/or dice accessories, use that code at checkout to save 10% on your order! Also, don't forget to follow us on Twitter and like/retweet the post for this episode to be entered to win an awesome, metal, green d20 and d6 from Die Hard Dice, along with a couple of complete polymer sets! Episode 70 will be out on May 4th. Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2021

We check in with the bards during the time they’ve spent in Rockdeep before moving on to...whatever is next! There’s so much they wonder while waiting to wander... We have two organizations we are donating to this month, and they are GLSEN, and Asian Americans for Civil Rights and Equality, so check them out t to learn more and support! Episode 69 will be out on April 20. Nice? Nice! Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe and HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALI!! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2021

The bards are in the throes of combat, but will they be able to finish this song and dance? Regardless, things are about to cut rock-deep. Next episode will be out on April 6. Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! CW for death*: 19:50 - 28:39 http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast (*more specifically, familial death)

Transcribed - Published: 23 March 2021

Raz’ul? Raz’ul. But Raz’ul!? Also Raz’ul. Well...not if bards have anything to sing about it. The organization we are donating to this month is Feed the People Dallas Mutual Aid, so check their site out to learn more and support! Episode 68 will be out on March 22. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2021

Hey everyone! Since we didn’t get a chance to finish Episode 67 because of the weather in Texas last week, here is an “acoustic song demo challenge” that we each did in its place, PLUS a demo of the original song idea for Episode 67! We’ll be back on March 9th with regularly scheduled episodes and the continuation of getting rowdy in Rockdeep. Here is where we donated to help with relief from the winter storm in North Texas: Feed the People Dallas Mutual Aid The Stewpot Austin Street Center Thank you for joining us for this little demo-listen that we made! Stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2021

Daz’ul’s special guest is a down-home sensation, but there’s something afoot that calls for investigation. IT is about to hit the fan, so get ready because you’re the fan, and IT is the whole reason we came down here in the first place lol. The organization we are donating to this month is Black Artists + Designers Guild, so check their site out to learn more and support! CW for Dismemberment: 44:48 - 45:52 Episode 67 will be out on February 23. Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2021

Disguises? Check. Cover Story? Working on it. Precise execution of the plan at the feast? ...Well nobody's perfect. Hope this episode banq-uets your whistle for some good bardic action! As mentioned in the middle bit, the bomBARDed Fan Zine, "Bardic Dreaming" is now accepting submissions! This multimedia fanzine will be able to support visual art, cosplay, music videos, audio recordings, and more! Check out their site for more info, and to be a part of the bomBARDed fan zine, submit an application here! Submissions are open until February 8th! Episode 66 will be out on February 9th. Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 26 January 2021

We are back! But what will the bards do now that it looks like a certain prince has already returned home? And what does his family think? And all of Rockdeep? Questions abound! The organization we are donating to this month is Make Art With Purpose here in DFW, so check their site out to learn more and support! Episode 65 will be out on January 26th. Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2021

In this end-of-the-year wrap up, our characters have a festive “Snack of All Trades,” we re-roll and re-write chords and lyrics for a holiday classic, and surprise Spurrier and Kyle with some birthday magic. We had a lot of fun and we hope you do, too! Here are the links to the social media posts where you can see the snacks we tried: Twitter Instagram Facebook Episode 64 will be dropping on January 12, 2021, and be sure to check out The Black Academy of Arts and Letters, which is the organization we're donating to this month! Thanks for tuning in, happy holidays, happy new year, and stay safe, everyone! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2020

During the first part of our year-end break, we’re answering a variety of questions from everyone at home! Things like how we’re making the show in the year 2020, to how we cope with creative burnout, to behind the scenes of the latest episodes with all of *that* stuff that happened recently, to what different instruments would taste like. We had a ton of fun answering the questions and also making a very special song for this episode. Hope you enjoy! The One-Off album will drop on December 8th (with a bonus remix!), and the Holiday Variety show will be out on December 15th. Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2020

CHAOS SAUCE (not Lawful Broth) has a couple of unexpected encounters on the final stretch to Rockdeep. It’s been a long time since Raz’ul has been home, and this homecoming is bound to go better than Randy’s...right? Thank you to everyone who voted on the band name and for all of the awesome suggestions! They were a hoot to go through lol. The people have spoken and yes, indeed, the band's name shall remain Chaos Sauce, for better or for worse! The next episode that will be dropping will be our MAILBAG episode, so send any questions or queries you might have about the show, the band, the music, or just anything you'd like to ask us, to bombardedcast at g mail dot com, or comment on any of the social media posts we have out about it. Let us know by November 20th, and the mailbag episode will drop on December 1st! We're ALSO doing a fun, holiday-themed episode on December 15th, and there will be a big announcement in there as well, so be sure to tune in! Thank you so much for joining us as always and stay safe out there! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2020

The bards hit the road, the books, and the stage, while you hit the polls on their new band name! It was bound to happen - especially with the events that have taken place as of late! We will be posting a twitter poll on @bombardedcast today (Nov 3, 2020) at around 10:30am CST to begin voting on what YOU think the new name for the band should be, so be sure to VOTE (in both this poll AND locally in your area if you're in the USA!). You can also email your vote and/or suggestion to bombardedcast at g mail dot com and we will count it there, too! The organization we are donating to this month is the North Texas Food Bank, so check them out and if you can, look into donating to your local food bank - this time of year is especially crucial for them! OST Vol 6 will be dropping next week on November 10, and Episode 63 will be the following week on November 17, and Chaos Sauce Vol 6 is now available on most music-streaming platforms as well! Thank you so much for joining us once again, stay safe, and remember, VOTE VOTE VOTE! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2020

The bards prepare for their next move by making a few calls, getting PUMPED, and shopping! Chaos Sauce Vol. 6 will be dropping NEXT WEEK on Tuesday, October 27! And OST Vol. 6 will be out on Tuesday, November 10! Huzzah! Also, Goody will be releasing the DM notes for the Flaming Lips one-off here in the next week or two, so be on the lookout for that as well. Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe out there!! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2020

What will be done with the rest of the time that our fair-faring faction of bards have at the Autumn Rest Festival? As the Fight Test quickly approaches and new revelations about the city of Beln are uncovered, decisions must be made! Thank you so much for joining us on this goofy side adventure and we hope you've enjoyed it as much as we did! As mentioned in Part 1, here are the list of songs off of the “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots” album by The Flaming Lips that we used as inspiration for some of the backing tracks and more or less covered in this episode (listed w/the timecode of their appearances): “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 1” - 6:31 "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Pt. 2" - 11:42 "Approaching Pavonis Mons by Balloon (Utopia Planitia)" - 16:24 "One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21" - 24:09 "It's Summertime" - 35:26 "Fight Test" - 51:35 (From The Soft Bulletin) "Race for the Prize" - 1:03:45 Episode 61 will be dropping on October 20th, and be sure to check out Over The Bridge Arts, which is the organization we're donating to this month! Thanks for tuning in and stay safe, everyone! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 6 October 2020

Get ready a one-off at a Flaming Lips-themed fall festival! Picking up right where we left off in last year’s one-off, Chaos Sauce is ready to kick it at the Autumn Rest Festival in Beln. What kind of shenanigans will they get mixed up in this year? Tune in to find out! We hope you enjoy Part 1 of this foray back into Beln as DM'd by Goodrich! As mentioned in the middle bit, here are the list of songs off of the “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots” album by The Flaming Lips that we used as inspiration for some of the backing tracks and more or less covered in the episode (listed w/the timecode of their appearances): “It’s Summertime” - 9:20 "In the Morning of the Magicians" - 19:58 "Are You a Hypnotist??" - 29:25 "Do You Realize??" - 35:36 "All We Have Is Now" - 44:06 "Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell" - 53:54 Thanks for tuning in and have a great day and stay safe! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 22 September 2020

You can bet the bards start putting their knowledge of the future to use and get into some late night action, and then learn quite a bit more from Symbol the following morning. The next two episodes will be dropping on September 22 and October 6, and they will parts 1 & 2 of a fall/autumn/Flaming Lips-inspired one off DM'd by Goodrich! It was a blast for us and we think you'll really enjoy it! The organization we are donating to this month is the Urban Dreams Music and Arts Program here in DFW, so check their site out to learn more and support! Extra Music Theory Link regarding secondary dominant/function chords The content warning for child birth & still birth is from 15:24 - 15:46 http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 8 September 2020

Part 4 of 4: Symbol Resonates. We conclude this venture into Symbol’s musical career by having a group chat with their band (minus Symbol). Then, the legendary artist sits down for an exclusive, one-on-one interview with us as the cherry on top of this documentary sundae. We hope you've enjoyed this little peak into Symbol's past! It's been a ton of fun to make and hopefully you feel like you know Symbol just a liiitle bit better after joining us. Episode 60 will be out next Tuesday (Sept 8th), so we'll talk to you then! Credits for this episode: BH1 Behind the Magic theme - Ep 1 - Making a Splash by Nick Spurrier All other backing tracks have 100% clearance through Musicbed: Any Chance - Carly Bannister http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 1 September 2020

Join Randy Greentrees, Yashe'rak “Yashee” Bordun, and Raz'ul son of Daz'ul as they begin their first year at Strumlotts School of Barding. What musical adventures await our trio of bards? Find out in the...59TH!?...episode of bomBARDed! Thank you so much for barding along with us for 3 YEARS now! Next Tuesday (Sept 1), "BH1 Behind the Magic: Symbol Pt. 4" will drop, and then Ep. 60 will be out on the following Tuesday (Sept 8). Thank you so much for joining us and stay safe! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 25 August 2020

Part 3 of 4: Symbol's Crash. Join us as we learn some hard truths about Symbol, and take a look at the event that began the downward spiral that led to the splitting of the band. One more BH1 episode to go after this one! But before that, we've got Episode 59 coming out next week on August 25th. Credits for this episode: BH1 Behind the Magic theme - Ep 1 - Making a Splash by Nick Spurrier All other backing tracks have 100% clearance through Musicbed (listed in order of appearance): To the Sky - Luna Myria You Can’t Save Me - Johnny Stimson Stormy shapes - Soldier Story High noon - The Silver Pages Remember Me - Rictor http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 18 August 2020

The bards gear up for Randy’s dead drop, a big date prop, a little box trot, then...wait...whaaaaaat..? Hope you enjoy! Also, the organization we're giving to this month is Black Girls Code, so check out their site and social media ( @blackgirlscode ) for more info! Coming up, "BH1 Behind The Magic: Symbol Pt. 3" will be out on August 18, and Episode 59 will drop on August 25. Thanks for joining us as always and stay safe, everyone! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 4 August 2020

Part 2 of 4: Symbol rings out. "The Birth of Magic" (TBoM) becomes a smash hit as Symbol’s meteoric rise brings with it fame, fortune, and family. We hope you're enjoying this dive into Symbol's past! Episode 58 will drop on August 4th. Thanks for tuning in and stay safe! Credits: BH1 Behind the Magic theme - Ep 1 - Making a Splash by Nick Spurrier All other backing tracks have 100% clearance through Musicbed (listed in order of appearance): Money Making Machine - Jamie Lono Pyrotechniqué - Mullaha Dirty Converse - Pink Laundry Lucky Day - Louis II Super Woman - Heather Lee Upside Down - SONNY OH! http://bombardedcast.com https://www.patreon.com/bombardedcast http://bombarded.bandcamp.com @bombardedcast #bardcast

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2020