4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 23 October 2019
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | This week's episode brought to you by Zombie Co's Blood-Zombosis Testing Kits. |
0:06.8 | Are you still walking upright and speaking English? |
0:09.5 | This ad is for you. |
0:10.8 | Everyone loves finding another survivor, but what about when you get into a scuffle with our dearly departed? |
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0:36.6 | is basically the same as that, but it requires |
0:39.4 | a sample from your eye because the eyes are the window to the soul. And zombies have no soul. |
0:44.2 | ZombieCo's blood-zom-thromosis testing kits, for when you absolutely have to be sure that |
0:49.3 | putting down your significant other is the right thing to do. |
0:55.6 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk, an opinionated and accidentally funny horror movie |
1:01.5 | review show. |
1:03.1 | Your panel of expert hosts each week are Dr. Bryce Hansen, who holds a Ph.D. in Spookology, |
1:10.7 | and Professor David Day, the foremost expert in Scare |
1:13.9 | No-Nos. New theatrical releases always get priority, but we also review older horror movies, |
1:19.5 | both good and horrible. I'm David Day. I'm Bryce Hanson. And boy, do we have a great episode for you guys today. |
1:29.2 | I did not expect this. |
1:31.4 | This may be a little bit out of left field, too, because I think we mentioned on a few different media that this would be about the lighthouse, which I was super excited for. |
1:41.0 | But it's not. |
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