4.4 • 640 Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2019
⏱️ 103 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode brought to you by Crazy Tom's Beard Oil. |
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0:33.9 | Hello and welcome to horror movie talk, an opinionated an accidentally funny horror movie review show. |
0:40.7 | Your panel of expert hosts each week are Dr. Bryce Hansen, who holds a Ph.D. in Spookology, |
0:46.3 | and Professor David Day, the foremost expert on Scare No-Nose. |
0:51.3 | New theatrical releases get priority, but we also review older horror movies both |
0:56.6 | good and horrible. |
0:59.1 | I'm Bryce Hanson. |
1:00.7 | And I'm David Day. |
1:02.5 | Sorry. |
1:04.5 | I'm David Day. |
1:05.2 | Who are you going to? |
1:05.7 | Okay, David Day. |
1:07.1 | David Day. |
1:07.9 | Not to be mistaken for Little play or Big Say or David Gay. |
1:16.8 | Professor David Day. |
1:18.6 | Adjunct, I should say adjunct professor, David Day. |
1:21.6 | Because you work professionally outside of the university in Scare No-Nos. |
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