Zoe the Comedy Zombie | 44
Little Stories Everywhere
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4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2021
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Zoey is one of the funniest people out there, but it’s hard to have a career as a comedian when you’re also a zombie. Zoey does everything in her power to hide the fact that she’s a zombie while she performs, but it starts to get more and more difficult as she gets more and more famous. How do you stop your arm falling off mid-punchline? Find out in this spooky halloween tale.
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| 0:00.0 | Wundra, I'm Robbie Damon. |
| 0:07.0 | From Wundry, I'm Robbie Damon, and this is Little stories everywhere. |
| 0:13.5 | Each episode will bring new stories for kids that spark the imagination. |
| 0:17.8 | Take you to other worlds and bring joy. |
| 0:22.0 | This is Zoe the comedy zombie. It was open mic night at the Chuckles Comedy Club. This meant that anyone could hop on stage and perform. |
| 0:41.0 | All you had to do was show up early, put your name on the list, and |
| 0:44.6 | wait to be called. Unfortunately, not all of the comedians that showed up were very |
| 0:50.4 | funny. Or funny at all, for that matter. |
| 0:54.0 | What do you call a bagel that can fly? |
| 0:57.0 | A plain bagel! |
| 0:59.0 | All right, okay. |
| 1:00.0 | Boom! |
| 1:01.0 | I'll be here all week. |
| 1:02.0 | What do you call a pig that does karate? |
| 1:05.0 | Pork chop, pork chop, because he's a pig and he chops. |
| 1:11.0 | Honey. |
| 1:12.0 | What do you call a sheep with no legs, huh? |
| 1:15.0 | Oh, a cloud! |
| 1:17.0 | He ha! |
| 1:18.0 | Uh... |
| 1:19.0 | I heard that one before. |
| 1:20.0 | Right, because it looks like a cloud. |
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