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Hollywood Handbook

Zoe Jarman, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2014

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Hayes and Sean are completely steamed about how a certain Internet company is putting them in too many lists. Then ZOE JARMAN from Mimby Show is in the studio to discuss Hollywood Zoes, the rights of women, Castle School, and to act out a new play with "the dudes."

Transcript

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0:00.0

So, Kieran, Koken, is revenue and revenue and he's really pushing the gas on the jet ski.

0:15.4

And he's going, I just love the way I love the way when you hit the waves and I'm like,

0:20.0

Kieran, you and I both know this is just a trick to get me to hug you tighter.

0:24.1

How did you avoid it?

0:26.5

Well, what I wound up doing is I had to get in the water and then I just jumped in the water

0:31.5

and I said, unless you either let me drive, which is what we agreed on beforehand,

0:37.4

unless you start driving at a speed where I can give you a gentle hug and not have to grip

0:43.2

so tight because you know, I've had that forearm surgery.

0:48.0

Well, I got metal put in there.

0:49.4

You can't give big huggies.

0:50.6

You can only give gentle huggies.

0:52.0

Well, I guess I need to give it a gentle hug.

0:53.8

You'll hurt that you'll slice them.

0:55.8

Yes, because I do have sort of a blade that comes out of the inside of my forearm now if I

1:02.8

if I straight it tight enough.

1:04.8

Well, if I completely stress those muscles now blade comes out from the inside.

1:10.0

So if I were to close line someone, I literally would chop the head cleaner off.

1:15.7

Yes.

1:16.7

And I'd hope I don't have to do that.

1:19.2

Especially to a friend.

1:20.2

Kieran and a hugging situation.

1:22.8

Well, and it's people don't understand the danger involved in getting a big hug from

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