Jessica Williams, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2014

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Sean and Hayes memorialize their friend Robin with a good story and have some bones to pick with how people online are expressing themselves. Then they talk about the controversial Let's Be Cops and some of Sean's own experiences with cops. Finally, JESSICA WILLIAMS is around to discuss the big stories from the news and answer Popcorn Gallery questions about the word "news," being Native American, and her large arms.

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0:00.0	Now she's getting in my face and goes, no, I'm Iggy Asalia, that's Nicki Minaj.
0:11.7	And I go, I don't care if you're the freaking Taj Mahal, that's my parking spot.
0:16.6	And I smashed her windshield with a little rock hammer in my hand.
0:22.6	Good for you or your geocaching.
0:24.9	Yes, I was geocaching, that's why I was there.
0:27.2	And you gotta get there first.
0:28.5	Well, you gotta get there first or you can get there third and have a reserved parking
0:33.5	spot, which I did.
0:35.3	Well, you know, the geocache.
0:39.0	Jim's, hey, welcome to Hollywood.
0:43.0	What up with the edge of kicking button, dropping names in the red carpet line back always
0:46.6	of this industry we call showbiz.
0:50.0	Are we gonna talk about it?
0:51.6	Are we not gonna talk about it?
0:53.0	You're sitting there and you're thinking, is it gonna happen?
0:55.0	Are they gonna do it?
0:56.0	We are.
0:57.0	We are gonna talk about it.
0:58.0	We are gonna talk about Robin.
1:00.2	Sean has a story that I love about Robin and I think rather than, you know, just like,
1:08.8	go over what's already been gone over about like his...
1:11.6	Well, there's a lot of general things people talk about, but then there's the specifics.
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