Zero Effect
Science Fiction Film Podcast (2019)
LSG Media
4.7 • 598 Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2019
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Episode Rundown
- 0:51 - WTF is Zero Effect?
- 3:21 - Nazi Nightcrawler
- 8:47 - The Ben Stiller question
- 12:43 - Bill Pullman and and the savant detective trope
- 19:56 - Daddy's suit and the fabric surplus - story at 11
- 25:38 - A quirky comedy?
- 29:52 - Matthew explains the rape/murder plot to Dean
- 33:50 - Eccentric Google boss
- 36:11 - The Zero character
- 41:47 - Objectivity and Observation
- 44:11 - Gambits and Strategies
- 44:35 - Ace Ventura is a better version of this movie
- 46:15 - Social faux paus
- 51:15 - Do you like your swimming pool?
- 59:11 - Mouth breathers and eye squinters
- 1:01:32 - Be quirky - don't try to be quirky
- 1:07:42 - Kagen Vincent the super villain
- 1:09:06 - Sexually assailed to Reo Speedwagon
- 1:12:13 - You can't bump rails on network TV
- 1:14:45 - Mouth breather/eye squinter sexual Tango
- 1:16:36 - Gym, taxes, porn
- 1:21:17 - Adults wearing 'jammies'
- 1:25:52 - Critics called it, "A whirlwind of a romance."
- 1:39:40 - The rape/murder plot
- 1:48:44 - Humpin' with 'milk guts' is no fun
- 1:51:20 - Gloria = all talk and no action
- 1:53:43 - Cheesy 90s sex moves
- 2:05:01 - You shouldn't (especially white dudes) disguise yourself as Sammy Davis Jr.
- 2:08:58 - Matt appreciates that this should be a TV show, but he is 100% not watching your dumb TV show
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the Science Fiction Film Podcast by LSG Media. |
| 0:11.4 | I'm Dean. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm Matthew. |
| 0:13.7 | And on this week's episode, we're coming at you with Zero Effect from 1998 directed by Jake Kazden. |
| 0:28.7 | Ah, you hear that sound, Matthew? |
| 0:31.7 | Yeah, sounds yummy. |
| 0:33.1 | Yeah, it is. |
| 0:34.6 | A little Elijah Craig on the rocks. |
| 0:36.8 | Oh. |
| 0:37.8 | Getting my voice and by throat ready for zero effect. |
| 0:42.1 | For the zero effect. |
| 0:43.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:45.1 | So, I don't know. |
| 0:47.4 | But this movie's fucking, yeah. |
| 0:51.1 | I mean, what the fuck is this movie? |
| 0:56.6 | Are we, is this the episode? |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:58.9 | What's the movie? |
| 1:00.1 | Dude, what is zero effect? |
| 1:03.9 | It's Detective Sherlock Pullman as shitty, mean, guy, good detective, and he finds love. |
| 1:12.1 | I mean, that's, that's kind of it. |
| 1:14.3 | What a weird movie. |
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