The Mummy (1999)
Science Fiction Film Podcast (2019)
LSG Media
4.7 • 598 Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2019
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
Episode Rundown
- 00:30 - How hot is South African Imhotep?
- 01:21 - Anck Su Namun & The "L" Word
- 06:12 - School Ties and other Brendan Fraser flicks
- 18:40 - Jew or not a Jew
- 24:23 - Poop beetles
- 29:35 - Hungarian Dracula-types and the Sniveling Agency
- 42:21 - Rick O'Connell sucks as a hero's name
- 46:35 - Swashbuckling movie talk Part 1
- 50:13 - Don Juan DeMarco and Iberians
- 55:00 - Swashbuckling movie talk Part 2 (better)
- 1:03:21 - How fast is a camel and other animals
- 1:07:24 - Box office numbers for The Mummy
- 1:22:00 - Brandon Fraser is a "yeller"
- 1:24:18 - Saladin and Steven Seagal
- 1:34:47 - Evy doesn't want to be rescued from Imhotep
- 1:37:05 - Things heat up between Evy and Imhotep
- 1:40:00 - Too fat to fly
- 1:48:55 - Imhotep is finished by a Mortal Kombat fatality
- 1:52:11 - Listener Comments
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the science fiction film podcasts by LSG Media. |
| 0:10.6 | I'm Dean. |
| 0:11.7 | I'm Matthew. |
| 0:12.7 | And on this week's podcast, we are talking about the mummy from 1999, directed by Stephen Somers. |
| 0:28.5 | How, dude, how hot is Imotep? |
| 0:33.1 | Imotep, dude, he's a fucking sexy man. |
| 0:35.6 | Like, sure. |
| 0:36.7 | Is he the sexiest guy ever as a, like, like, it's crazy. |
| 0:42.0 | He's so sexy, I want him to win. |
| 0:43.5 | I'm like, fuck them all. |
| 0:45.6 | But you kind of want, like, this is the bad guy. |
| 0:47.6 | This is like the, the adolescent fantasy where you're like, I want the bad guy to win |
| 0:52.8 | and for him to flip the girl to his side. A little bit. Like flip the girl to your side and just win. I mostly just feel bad for him. I'm like, he's fucking sexy dude. He's got it going on. Him and his girl are having a great time ruined by her shit. You know, he's Mr. Steele your girl, but for the right cause. |
| 1:11.6 | Still your wife. Steal your boss's wife, man. Absolutely. But hey, fairos were dicks. Yeah, it's true. But, man, I got to tell you, that is the hottest. That, uh, Anksu Namoon. I get it, man. I was just about to say, yeah, the both of them. I'm like, yeah, it's a hot-ass ancient power couple, man. |
| 1:09.5 | It is, absolutely. |
| 1:10.9 | And it's a hot-ass ancient power couple, man. |
| 1:29.4 | It is, absolutely. |
| 1:30.8 | And it's funny, this movie is too funny. |
| 1:34.0 | For some reason while watching it, I just imagine Brendan Fraser's like floppy hair, right? |
| 1:39.7 | I mean, Brendan Fraser, but this... |
| 1:42.3 | He's got swashbuckle hair. |
| 1:43.7 | I'm going to tell you something right now. |
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