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The Smartest Man in the World

Zeppelins

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2014

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In his third and final address from the Gilded Balloon as part of Edinburgh's Fringe Festival, Greg meditates on Middle Earth, male strippers and Mo'ne Davis.

Transcript

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0:30.0

The Ray Hurrah, once again the smartest man in the world, Proofcast takes to the either high above TV on Square here in Frisco Row.

0:45.0

The Edinburgh is most exciting, then you. The mass debating hall here at the Gilman Balloon.

0:51.0

As once again we saw it forth in the Edinburgh French Festival for our 400th French Festival.

0:56.0

Knowing full well that finally we have the confidence to be able to board a tram and get off at any point during our journey here.

1:03.0

The tram is finally finished, no one rides it till it's awesome.

1:06.0

It's like having your own little vacant apartment you can get in any time you like for just a couple of quid and take to nowhere.

1:12.0

You can take it to the end of Queen Street, which is so convenient because everyone's going to the end of Queen Street.

1:19.0

For the people listening around the world, particularly Lichtenstein, I'd like to say hello.

1:24.0

Welcome to the show. It's a great time to light one up or set one down or whatever it is you're going to do.

1:28.0

If you're chopping out something, make sure it's a big fat one and if you're having some tea, make sure it's awesome tea.

1:33.0

How about licorice? Let's get crazy.

1:36.0

If you're feeding your cat or whatever, you know, cats like alcohol too.

1:40.0

Not in huge doses, but a little bit wouldn't really kill them, I don't think.

1:43.0

If you blew dope smoke in their face, it would make them fall off the table.

1:46.0

That's funny because nothing's funnier than watching a cat lose its dignity.

1:50.0

I think, really?

1:51.0

When I was in high school, we used to go up to my friend, Laura Alexander's apartment.

1:55.0

She lived above mine. She was in number seven. I was in number three.

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