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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2014

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In a second dispatch from The Gilded Balloon as part of Edinburgh's Fringe Fest, Greg broadcasts on bacon, Bacall and Brown.

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0:30.0

Ray Hurrah, once again the smartest man in the world, Fruit Goss takes to the

0:47.0

ether from the Edinburgh Friends Festival, the most magnificent festival in

0:51.7

all over the world. From a high atop, or we way below the confines of Bristow Square

0:57.1

and TV Outro, we're located here in the billiard room of the Gilded

1:01.7

Balloon. This is an emergency proofcast because I did not have the foresight or

1:05.9

wherewithal to schedule one for every week that I was here and realize that

1:09.8

there was going to be a gaping proofcast hole where everybody's soul used to be.

1:13.0

And so we've whipped this one together and I want to thank everyone here at the

1:16.1

Gilded Balloon, Karen and Neil and Dom and Steven and Andrew and everybody for

1:20.5

helping me out and putting one together. This one's being recorded in the early

1:24.3

morning here at 12 noon. And the French festival, this is like doing it at the

1:29.2

crack of fucking dawn. We might as well be at the top of Arthur's seat gathered

1:33.2

around a fire, knitting our last few strands of Shetland wool together because

1:37.8

everyone here stays up till five in the morning doing every manner of drink and

1:41.7

drug and trying to shag anything that doesn't fucking move or get up. For more

1:45.3

it was found lying in a pool of its own sixth and ninth before on the tram

1:49.0

trucks because that's how we play here in Edinburgh. It is rough and tough. I just

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