ZBT #342: Is the F-35 a Complete Failure + Best Military Insults

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🗓️ 26 February 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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ROUND 1 (10:33): NBA Top Shot, a highlight version of a digital trading card, has been taking the internet by storm. We are gonna make some for the military and are ready to announce the top 10 military gif moments. ROUND 2 (39:08): Ah, a nice pink salmon, cheery yellow butter, a bright orange orange… well it’s all lieees! Liees I tell you! The government is controlling the color of our foods and there’s nothing we can do…. Eh, it’s actually not that big a deal but we’ll tell you more in Round 2. ROUND 3 (50:21): Is the F-35 officially a total failure or just too fancy for us now? A classic tale of military spending gone awry! ROUND 4 (56:14): Hey dum dum face, we’ve got some of the best Military insults headed your way. ROUND 5 (1:00): There was a sheep found in Australia that rivals my pubes after I left Iraq!

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. It's a Friday edition
0:11.1	here on zero block 30 and today we have five rounds of the magazine. Round number one, NBA Topshop,
0:17.2	which is a highlight version of a digital trading card has been taking the internet by storm.
0:21.9	We're going to make some for the military and we're ready to announce the top 10 military
0:26.5	gift moments of all time. Round number two, a nice pink salmon,
0:32.7	cherry yellow butter, a bright orange orange. Well, it's all lies lies. I tell you the government
0:39.5	has controlling the color of our food and there's nothing we could do. That's not actually that
0:43.4	big of a deal, but we're going to tell you more in round two. Round number three, is the F-35
0:48.4	officially a total piece of shit failure? Or is it just too fancy for us now? A classic tale of
0:53.9	military spending gone awry. That motherfucker is like a trillion dollar program. I just saw that.
1:01.4	I've been saying a million. I saw the number and I was like, you know, in third grade where you're
1:06.4	like hundreds, thousands of millions of billions trillion. I was going over. I was like, holy shit.
1:11.5	Yeah. It's in the trillion category. This story's going to hurt. If you're a taxpayer,
1:15.2	this story's going to hurt you a little bit. I got to say. I think I read somewhere as well that
1:19.9	if you spit all the money that they put on F-35, you could eliminate homelessness. Yeah, that's sad.
1:26.0	When you figure out how you could appropriate the funds elsewhere and what could actually be
1:30.1	productive for the country, that just makes you sad. That's so many cigarettes.
1:34.5	There was one thing we're talking about the wall that they wanted to build would have paid for like
1:38.8	40,000 elementary school teachers. Yeah, that seems to be a little more important. Round number four.
1:46.4	Hey, dumb dumb face. Kate wrote that. We've got some of the best military insults headed your way.
1:52.3	Round number five. There is a sheep in Australia that rivals my pubes.
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