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ZBT #341: Navy/Coast Guard Turtle Rescues + New Mars Rover

Bold American Pod

Barstool Sports

Government & Organizations

4.63.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

ROUND 1 (15:07): What the… What the shell? What the sh… what the shell? The Navy and Coast Guard teamed up to rescue over 1100 sea turtles down in Texas who were experiencing shell shock from the cold. ROUND 2 (21:25): A new rover landed on Mars and now we can see and hear what the planet is like. It is only a matter of time until the Marine Corps makes it a training base. ROUND 3 (32:29): Talk show host Greg Kelly goes after Biden’s dog for looking too mangy for the White House… You leave these goddamn dogs ALONE, Greg. ROUND 4 (42:25): This year marks the 75th anniversary of the Nuremberg convictions & what better way to showcase that than saying “Auf Wiedersehen, bitcc” to a Nazi found living in Tennessee. ROUND 5 (50:46): Chaps round special: men with THESE features are the best in bed!


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0:00.0

Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,

0:05.0

Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. It's a Tuesday

0:10.5

edition here on zero block 30 and today we have five rounds of the magazine round number one.

0:16.6

What the what the show? What the show? The Navy and Coast Guard teamed up to rescue over 1100

0:26.2

sea turtles down in Texas who are experiencing a little bit of show shock from the cold.

0:30.9

Round number two, a new rover landed on Mars. And now we can see and hear what the planet is like.

0:35.9

It's only a matter of time until the Marine Corps makes it a training base up there. That video.

0:41.4

Erie. Very weary. And that's also, I don't care about Mars. I don't care.

0:48.4

Wow. I don't care about it. Mars, get it out of my face. I don't care what's going on on Mars.

0:54.4

There's nothing going on on Mars. It's just a big dumb thing.

0:57.8

You better hope we don't need to get up there for survival.

1:01.3

And they're going to remember that Mars is going to remember. I'll tell you this right now.

1:05.0

I'd rather kill myself than live on Mars. Wow. Wow. Starting on a.

1:10.7

Yeah. Good. I gotta tell the listener. I've been feeling sick. I'm probably going to be a little

1:15.9

ordinary today. It's going to be fine. We're going to get through it. But I might say some things

1:20.1

that I regret. Round number four. Oh, as you were, round number three. Wow. That was very smooth.

1:26.0

As you were, I haven't done that in a long time. That was good. That was good. Thank you very much.

1:30.6

Round number three. Talk show host Greg Kelly goes after Biden's dog for looking too

1:35.6

mangy in the White House. Greg Kelly, you better leave those fucking dogs alone.

1:40.5

Champ is a good boy. You better take it back. Round number four. This year marks the 75th

1:45.5

anniversary of the Nuremberg convictions. And what better way to showcase that than saying,

1:49.7

a Vita's and bitch to a Nazi found living in T. Does it Tennessee? Also, I would have never

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