ZBT #290: Michael Phelps Is A Shitty Athlete

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🗓️ 14 August 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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SEVEN ROUNDS for this Friday episode. That's a record, folks -GetRoman.com/Zero for your first month free on Roman Swipes- -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% some amazing Delta8 THC products- ROUND 1: With the 30k Marines currently in quarantine in preparation for a large-scale training exercise in the Pacific, we were reminded of the classic lie from lots of recruiters. See the world, they said… The ZBT gang shares where the military has taken them across the country & around the world. ROUND 2: There’s a notorious relationship between the military & off-base car dealerships, and keeping with that theme we’ve got an Army soldier who’s been locked in a battle with Honda over a $1 discrepancy for over a year now ROUND 3: A military helicopter was on a routine training mission when it was shot at from the ground over Manassas, VA, injuring one of those on board. Scary stuff. ROUND 4: Shifting gears now, a Soldier tried to steal car in Germany but was thwarted not by the cops, but by a stick shift ROUND 5: (quick) FIRE WATCH - We’ve found one of the most obnoxious men in the military on a Reddit post & look forward to shaming & giving him the worst firewatch shift for the weekend ROUND 6: Grab the mops, babygirls. President Trump wants to get you WET. Round 7: A classic question of right or wrong. Some sneaky folks in Washington State are up to no good…. Or are they???

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.8	It's a Friday edition here on zero block 30 and that means that we're going to start off the day
0:14.5	with a little gynecologist chat. Okay, what were you saying?
0:18.9	Well, so before the show starts, we normally on top for like 10 minutes. We catch up on what's
0:22.9	going on with each other. I don't know. How did we get to gynecology?
0:26.7	Not sure. We were talking about plumbers and I said that's not a job I would want to do.
0:31.3	That's interesting. And then I said, well, I was a dog hand there. So I saw shit every day.
0:37.0	Gynecologist do because when women give birth, a lot of times they will poop themselves.
0:41.7	Kate, the floor's yours. Number one, is that true? Do women love when poop themselves and they
0:47.2	give birth? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my god. You know that when they give me, because they're pushing
0:51.3	so hard. I know you're pushing. You don't know whether you're pushing out of your vagina,
0:54.6	your butthole. I know that taints rip not to say that to where I'm on the show.
0:58.8	But you cut it. You can have to cut it too. What is that called?
1:02.0	An appeasie. An appeasie. An appeasie. Nightmare fuel. That's why whenever that time comes for me,
1:07.3	I'm going to be taking Chrisco for nine months and just this stretching that sucker out. Anyways,
1:17.2	anyways, a gynecologist, they're looking at vaginas all day long. Right. And like most of mine,
1:23.3	in my get as I came up with the most of mine were men. Like that was just the only option in my town
1:29.8	and blah, blah, blah. I wonder, do you look at vaginas all day long from every shape and size and
1:38.0	and first status and then get home to your spouse and are you like, oh god, honestly the last
1:46.0	thing I need right now is another fucking vagina. Like do you still get turned on by your spouse?
1:52.4	Or like can you set aside your medical expertise and you're like in the moment who knows maybe you've
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