ZBT #289: Green Beret Veterans Sentenced In Venezuela Coup Attempt

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🗓️ 11 August 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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The first five minutes are the worst five minutes in 289 episodes -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off the best boots around!- -Dadikit.com promo code "ZBT50" for 50% off sperm count tests? Yep. Round 1: Remember the Green Berets who tried to do a little coup goofin in Venezuela? They got 20 years in prison in Venezuela. Yikes. Round 2: The DoD is finally relaxing some of their movement restrictions but what about some of the contractors who have been stranded in Afghanistan for more than 4 months with jail-like restrictions? Round 3: Outdoor classes seem super fun so maybe all the school-aged children will love it! 41 percent of all schools need to update their ventilation system. Get me 8 Marines who have completed the HVAC MCI right damn now. Round 4: Our beloved Coast Guard is back at it again. This time they saved Longtime Stoolies Emma and Bubbles. We’ll tell you about this tale which is certain to leave you shell shocked. Round 5: Which Military Movie would you like to see turned into a musical???

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.8	It's a Tuesday edition here on zero block 30 and I but hurt to start the day.
0:15.0	I don't know why I'm but hurt. I'm just in a bad mood. I woke up today.
0:20.4	I woke up and I was just like, you know what? I'm gonna be in a bad mood today.
0:24.4	I just made that determination yourself.
0:27.3	Yeah, all right. I just knew like I woke up, you know, you wake up some days and you're like,
0:31.8	oh, it's gonna be a good day. I got stuff to do. I woke up, sat on the bed and I said,
0:37.4	I'm gonna have a bad day today. I'm gonna have a bad day.
0:45.0	Well, there you go. It could be a good, I feel,
0:49.4	can I tell you about my weekend now? I'm having a much better day. I'm gonna get TMI really quick.
0:54.0	If that's all right with everyone. Love Katie TMI.
0:56.7	As we get older, things in our body start to change a little bit and I feel like once you
1:02.0	cross the 32 threshold, you can't take, I'm just gonna say it's wrong human. You can't take poop
1:08.6	and for granted anymore. Okay. And this weekend was kind of a freebie for me and I thought, oh,
1:14.5	I'm gonna go for a super long bike ride. I'm gonna go to the beach or go do this and that.
1:18.6	Well, it'd been like three days since I took a dump.
1:24.4	And so it's like walking around with a bomb inside of you and you have no idea when it's
1:29.6	gonna go off. It's like a human ID. And you, so like I, instead I like couldn't bike all the way
1:37.1	to the beach because I didn't trust myself. I was like, shit, so I put it in my trunk,
1:41.2	took it to the beach, scouted out where the public bathrooms were, and then went from there. Even
1:46.6	yesterday, I rode my, I put my bike in the trunk of my car, rode it to like drove to the beach,
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