ZBT #258: MattisMarine + Iran's Being A Dick

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🗓️ 24 April 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

ROUND 1: Maybe he’s born with, (me & Cons:) Maybe it’s MattisMarine. Many folks were a bit surprised this week to see General Mattis modeling a jacket in ads for a clothing company… Do you think they’ll ask us next? (weird silence) ROUND 2: Army base Ansbach has a colorful, winged fairy flitting around making sure soldiers are staying socially distant and we’re sure they are absolutely loving that and it doesn’t kill their souls a little bit in any way. ROUND 3: Career Day Interview - Supply Marine Reservist Ali Van Zant ROUND 4: Iran’s being a total dick on the high seas & Russia’s being an enormous asshole in the skies. Is the U.S. about to kick dick and blast ass? Or is this business as usual. (dare you to not smile saying blast ass) ROUND 5: You might feel a little pissed off after we tell you about a nightmarish piss test on Fort Rucker. Maybe even moreso once we share your own military drug test horror stories to close out the episode!

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, Spotify and YouTube.
0:06.2	Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. Here we go. Hold up.
0:11.5	All right. Leave that in.
0:16.6	Fucking follow.
0:19.1	All right, here we go. It's a Friday edition here on zero block 30. And today we have five rounds in the magazine.
0:25.7	Round number one, maybe he's born with it.
0:28.5	Maybe it's Matt.
0:30.1	That was fucking terrible.
0:32.2	It's quicker. Okay.
0:35.8	Try it one more time. We got this. We're going to nail it. Okay.
0:38.5	Round number one. Here you want me to start over? No. No. No.
0:41.9	Make clue.
0:42.7	Round number one. Maybe he's born with it.
0:45.4	Maybe it's Matt.
0:47.4	You guys fucking stink.
0:49.4	Maybe many folks were a bit surprised this week to see general Matt is modeling a jacket and ads for a clothing company.
0:55.5	Do you think they'll ask us next year? I kind of doubt it.
1:00.0	Round number two, an army base has a colorful and winged fairies flitting around flittering.
1:06.7	What where is that?
1:07.6	I'm flitting.
1:09.2	Flitting.
1:10.2	I think so. I think flitting is a word.
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