ZBT #257: Things We'd Rather Be Doing featuring Former Secret Service Agent Evy Poumpouras

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🗓️ 21 April 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Round 1: Coronavirus is still the top news in the world. It’s affecting the military too but it just might allow some navy boot camp recruits to do a little water-park goofin before their knot-tying lessons at boot camp. Round 2: A luxury cruise ship is finally going to dock after 14 weeks at sea. The ship was going to go around the world but coronavirus made them shift plans. Would a 14 week cruise be good or bad? Round 3: Former Secret Service Agent Evy Poumpours joins us to talk protecting the President, traveling the ole globe, and whether or not The First Kid is the most accurate Secret Service movie. Round 4: A huge shoutout to our guy in Kenya. A governor there is facing backlash for including bottles of Hennessy in his food care packages. We salute him. Round 5: I’m thinking about getting a hot tub. Is that a classless move???

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0:00.0	Hey, zero block 30 listeners. You can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts,
0:05.0	Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. It is a Tuesday edition
0:11.7	here on zero block 30. And if you are listening in the morning on Tuesday, you might, and you're in
0:16.2	the military, you might be standing in line to have your penis and or vagina looked at by somebody
0:22.4	because you're doing a little piss test right after 420, especially during quarantine season. I
0:27.7	feel like the commands are really going to be handing out those little piss lips for sure.
0:32.0	Oh, for sure. You know, it was huge when I was in was remember everybody's like I was going to say
0:36.5	Dicks. Well, I mean those that they were back in my door, the Ditz were huge. They were so big
0:42.4	and hairy. So real damn they needed two watchers to watch the piss. So danglers.
0:47.9	All the way out the bathroom door. No, I'm spice. That's going to say spice. Oh, yeah.
0:53.2	Yeah, I don't understand why they got rid of spice was it because people were jumping out of
0:58.0	windows and shit. I think so. Yeah, I think it was because it was synthetic. So there was like,
1:02.0	you know, the runoff spices spices are evil. Oh, but but I think that people they were getting it
1:07.9	off people on the street who were like, oh, this stuff's fine. It was called like gorilla face
1:11.9	fucker and thanks. I knew guys who were getting into like the gas station. It's like, I asked
1:16.4	why not the place you want to buy your drugs. Yeah, that was an exciting time when people in Florida
1:20.8	were doing the crocodiles too and like legit eat each other's faces. Oh, yeah, you didn't know
1:25.2	why you were going to get when you went to a certain time in the news. Florida man was really
1:29.1	hitting hard during the spicy epidemic. Yeah, but I guess that's I guess it's not an epidemic
1:33.6	anymore. Now we have a real one. Now we have a real one kind of a set. But did you guys have a lot
1:38.0	of people who pissed or who popped on Pistas? A few not many. I had several when I was in MCT when I
1:44.8	went to marine combat training right after boot camp. There was several that popped for cook
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