Yurts
The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 July 2015
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:19.0 | Parks and alarm, what's happening? |
| 0:21.0 | This party's not a world through the past, it's just either. |
| 0:24.0 | It's a lie and probably I'll know I'm building. |
| 0:27.0 | The building is surrounded by the building, it's surrounded by the building. |
| 0:30.0 | It is five, as well as low budget gangster would have, his king's in-airer. |
| 0:34.0 | It's the punchline located on Battery Street where the blood of the workers can be smelled in the very cement that you walked up. |
| 0:41.0 | The urine filled staircases to get here from the streets below. |
| 0:46.0 | There's nothing like a corporate center in the middle of the financial district to scream satire from the rooftops |
| 0:52.0 | and they indicated an upturning of the dominant paradigm is not only imminent but imperative, |
| 0:57.0 | and that a group has gathered here tonight, wearing only the clothes of a cast-off-buck-and-busted truck company of Lameez. |
| 1:04.0 | Everyone is wearing kicky, high-waisted pants and little sashes and hats, and a red flag is going to be unfurled at the end of the first act. |
| 1:14.0 | Once again, we're going to storm the Bastille, that wasn't that revolution, we're going to storm it anyway. |
| 1:20.0 | Too long has the Bastille sat unstormed, says I, this is a proclamation when I have writ. |
| 1:27.0 | And here we are, once again, joining hearts and minds and hoping for hilarity to enter the door and imbue us all with a sense of ghostly well-being and illuminosity that hitherto we have not felt inside the inner core of our pink and perfect being, |
| 1:40.0 | trying to realize that diamond-like state where one is both sharp and yet light reflects off you in a way that people of the Jewish persuasion wish to cut. |
| 1:49.0 | Now, I was in London recently, that was a joke. |
| 1:57.0 | Sensitive barrier crowd, let me prep you. |
| 2:00.0 | People listening on Proopcastline, some of you with rougher sensibilities, say you're listening in Missouri, and everything is fair game. |
| 2:07.0 | You just, they did a Confederate flag riff at your grade school and it went over big. |
| 2:12.0 | Let me explain the crowds here in the Bay Area, they cheer for no smoking signs. |
| 2:17.0 | That's the kind of bullshit we have to put up with here. |
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