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Build it beautiful baby. This is your old pal, Greg Prooms thanking you for supporting me.

We're here once again in Seattle at the parlor live. Several stories down underneath the

Seattle's storied buried treasure district here. As you know, Seattle's an underground city built

upon itself and there's so many stories and so many secrets and so many loud noises that

you don't know what they are. They say this place is haunted by the ghost of corporate comedy

clubs past. They say there's a man who walks up and down the halls enforcing a two drink

minimum in the afterlife. There are showing videos of people getting hit in the genitalia

for hours before the show started tonight and it made me proud to be a comedian who spends

a lot of time thinking and writing about things. When you realize the infinitesimal effort,

the infinitesimal import that your work has when there's no possible way and by the way,

my ego is not that huge that I put this in perspective. All I'm saying is you could never

write a joke as funny as someone falling off a raft. We all saw the falling off the raft

one. We all saw the speed boat one which looked dangerous, frankly. Some of them aren't

funny to me. Some of them are like, oh shit, are you okay? But you could never write anything

as funny as someone getting hit in the genitalia really, really hard and that's the magic

of comedy, frankly. I'm hoping something hits me as the show goes on so that we can

compare and contrast. If anyone throws anything, I'm going to fucking crush you like a jelly

bean. It's exciting to be here in the Seattle portion of Washington State because normally

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