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🗓️ 6 November 2025
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, what I come from? |
| 0:04.8 | When I'm walking, they think lean is a problem. |
| 0:10.6 | What's up, what's up? |
| 0:15.2 | Now's the time. |
| 0:17.2 | Jamie was telling us about a Swedish cartoon. |
| 0:20.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.6 | An old Swedish cartoon called Carlson Pataket. Colson Potaket, that's what they used to call me when I was a kid. |
| 0:27.6 | What? |
| 0:28.6 | I got to Google this. |
| 0:30.6 | I had the long blonde hair and he like lives on the roof and he can fly. |
| 0:36.6 | He has a little helicopter on his back. |
| 0:39.4 | He's kind of balding. |
| 0:40.2 | He's very cocky. He's like Dennis the Menace? Like, sort of, like, badass little kid? The scary thing is he's not... Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Look at the live photo. Look at the live photo. Because they got an old man playing him, but they dubbed him with a child's voice. |
| 0:56.6 | Exactly. |
| 0:57.0 | That's what they called me when I was a kid. Wow. I mean, I see the, I see there was up once. |
| 1:02.5 | What? Even a month ago, I had like big curly hair. Yeah, you had your curls. Yeah, the curls. When I was a kid, I had big, like a Jew fru. |
| 1:11.6 | But when they called you that, it was affectionately or not affectionately? No, it was because I was a little shit kid. Okay. To me, it's like, he was like Dennis the Menace. Yeah. But Colson is a bit darker than Dennis. Darker. Simpson are like, you know, like they're lighthearted fun. |
| 1:27.6 | Sure. |
| 1:28.6 | But Carlson is like an old man trapped in a young man's body and he can't get old Dennis and Bart Simpson are like, you know, like they're lighthearted fun. Sure. |
| 1:27.7 | But Carlson is like an old man trapped in a young man's body and he can't get older. |
| 1:32.3 | And it's like the other kid kind of has invented him as a way to deal with his trauma. |
| 1:37.8 | So Carlson doesn't really exist. |
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