Yuletide Kombat Family: CHEF EDITION
Rude Tales of Magic
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4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2022
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Yuletide Kombat Family is a game where holiday themed characters fight to save Christmas. This time, however, the Rude Tales crew puts a whole new spin on the word “SEASON” looooooool! You’ll figure it out once you listen! I love you! Produced [and this episode description written -.ed] by Tim Platt with additional music from Steve Desiena.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast I've a something I've a little something to say before |
| 0:10.4 | yeah Tim it's fine I'll start I draw my sword every holiday season requires |
| 0:26.4 | sacrifice be the sacrifice of time money boundaries or in the case of the |
| 0:32.6 | first Christmas a manger's hope of remaining a secular thing like cicadas |
| 0:40.4 | during leap year I think sacrifice is expected during the holidays so no |
| 0:46.8 | no I'm sorry I'm sorry so when the you'll |
| 0:54.3 | tied combat family organizing committee learned this year's |
| 0:56.8 | competitors were withholding their submission piece was because they were |
| 0:59.8 | tired of paying for the opportunity to save Christmas the committee was |
| 1:03.8 | forced to find a replacement sacrifice of and I still can't believe I'm |
| 1:07.2 | saying this equivalent value boy did they ever in lieu of submission fees |
| 1:14.6 | that you'll tie combat family organizing committee decided to sacrifice |
| 1:18.3 | Isaac I think he thought he escaped |
| 1:41.5 | Isaac Abraham's fresh faced son gifted with a gifted with unearthly charisma and |
| 1:46.8 | the ability to spin at tremendous speeds this was one high value dude and not |
| 1:51.4 | for the spinning thing though that was a part of it Isaac was valued so high |
| 1:55.1 | because haven't been born so late in his father's life he represented how |
| 1:58.8 | long a husband should expect to wait to be rewarded and when your very |
| 2:04.4 | existence is a toy under that fan favorite virtue of pup pup petitions well your |
| 2:09.9 | value tends to be equivalent to a sparing and fifty-dollar submission fees the |
| 2:14.1 | problem who gonna do it who will the you'll tie combat family organizing |
| 2:19.0 | committee would be given the awful job of sacrificing Abraham son the committee |
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