Revelations
Rude Tales of Magic
Bucket of Milk
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
The, admittedly questionable, hippie idyll of The Woods Beyond the Woods has been shattered, and everything that can go wrong, does. After tonight, nothing will be the same. Sex, death, and secrets revealed. Now THAT's What I Call Podcasting!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgun Podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Ah, there you are, traveller. |
| 0:12.0 | Come inside to hang up your couch, |
| 0:15.0 | put your feet by the fire, |
| 0:18.0 | and I shall bring you what you so desperately seek. |
| 0:24.0 | Root tails of magic. |
| 0:42.0 | Welcome back to Root Tales of Magic. |
| 0:45.0 | It's midnight now in the woods beyond the woods. |
| 0:49.0 | Stir fry. Alby, you're running now through the woods. |
| 0:54.0 | All right, the wolf came from that direction. |
| 0:57.0 | Go up ahead. I have a crossbow. I'll get you in the back. |
| 1:00.0 | You're going to get me in my back. |
| 1:02.0 | I will watch your back. |
| 1:04.0 | Okay, and Alby is going to swiftly move through the tree line |
| 1:07.0 | in the direction that the wolf came from. |
| 1:10.0 | Absolutely, yeah, your movies are the tree line. |
| 1:12.0 | You are now in thick woods. |
| 1:14.0 | You've moved beyond the outskirts of the town now. |
| 1:16.0 | You are in the woods. It's extremely dark. |
| 1:18.0 | Okay. |
| 1:19.0 | Stir fry is running right behind Alby. |
| 1:21.0 | Every few moments, his head is doing a complete 360 checking around |
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