YuengLings, Stormy Springs and Ding-A-Lings!
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Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And welcome back to WSHIT's Sports. |
| 0:07.0 | It's 602 AM on the Sister Mary tune-up and Confessional Studio Clock. |
| 0:12.0 | At Sister Mary's will tune you up in a flash while we hear your confession to save your ass. |
| 0:17.0 | Today in sports, the International Diddle competition has come back to Crabapple for |
| 0:22.2 | the fifth year in a row. This year, the Crabapple Municipal Auditorium will play host to 35 |
| 0:28.3 | diddlers from around the world. The world-renowned Diddlers will be diddling their hearts out |
| 0:33.5 | to vie for the title of the world's best diddler. And while last year's world champion from right here in Crabapple, Kevin Cunk, was disqualified |
| 0:42.8 | for using over 17 different banned substances that didn't stop the Crab Applians from |
| 0:48.8 | coming out in force to watch the Diddler's Diddle. |
| 0:51.9 | Our international sports reporter Mike Edinburgh was right there in the middle of the action. He filed this report earlier this morning. A large crowd of diddling enthusiasts are here to cast a critical ear over every diddle. But a lot of very, very strong diddlers here today. So it's all now with the judges. And now, diddhildaddi-dhid-dhid-dhid-dhid-dh-dh-dh-dh-dh-dh-dh-dh-dh-dh-dddddh. |
| 1:19.6 | And now the crowd rising to what, I suppose, is a living legend in diddling, |
| 1:26.6 | Mr. David Glenn. |
| 1:28.3 | There's a certain amount of tension growing up now. |
| 1:39.3 | Who is going to be the world champion? |
| 1:41.3 | Will Davy Glenn make his comeback? |
| 1:43.3 | Is it to be a new champion? |
| 1:44.2 | The decision on the didling champion. In a few minutes now we'll know. The hall, as you can see, packed, packed solid with people wanting to know who's going to be the world diddling champion. |
| 1:54.0 | The winner is Davy Glenn with 62 out of 70. |
| 1:57.0 | And Davey Glenn makes a comeback. And so the crowd greets the world diddling champion, David Glenn. |
| 2:04.5 | There has never been and there will never be a sport like diddling. |
| 2:09.7 | I'm proud to be a diddler myself. |
| 2:12.0 | I have taught all of my sons how to dittle. |
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