Mrs. Perkins won the prize, but I got in the biggest pickle at the county fair.

This is another in the adventures of America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, Johnny Dollar is only an expert.

At making out his expense account, he is an absolute genius.

Expense account submitted by special investigator Johnny Dollar.

Two, home office, Corinthian liability and bonding company, terminal building, Hartford, Connecticut.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures during my assignment as bodyguard to

Grand Blue Ribbon Champion spotted Poland China High. is an accounting of my expenditures during my assignment as bodyguard to grand blue ribbon champion

spotted Poland China hog

Rosie Baron of Iowa

or how you cast my pearls

to wisdom before swine

or out of the fire

into the frying pan

Rent the count item one $76.86.86. Out of the fire and to the frying pan.

Rent account, item one.

$76.80.

Train and bus fare, Hartford, to the town of Carver,

county seat of Carver County, Iowa.

Spent account, item two, $2.50.

One Coke, three handkerchiefs, a bottle of salt, tablets, and sunglasses, with which to combat the Corn Belt Heath.

Item three, six-bits.

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