I hope St. Peter is listening. This report may one day help qualify me for that path through the pearly gates.

This case almost rushed me up there.

This is another adventure of America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator, Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, Johnny Dollar.

At insurance investigation, Johnny Dollar is just an expert.

At making out his expense account, he is an absolute genius. Expense accounts, by Special Investigator Johnny Dollar.

Two, Special Investigator Johnny Dollar.

This was on the house.

I wouldn't even bother itemizing it, except that the whole thing is probably tax deductible.

The following is an accounting of my expenditures

during my investigation of Bonnie Goodwin.

Or, she was under 21,

but that didn't mean she was involved

with nothing but minor vices.

Or murder ain't minor.

Defense account, item one. $12.40 cents scotch whiskey and cigars consumed a surprise

party arranged for me by one mr king of hard at my apartment in hartford connecticut at

one twenty five in the morning well who are you?

And which one of us is in the wrong apartment?

Neither one of us.

I'm keen hard.

I came down from New York to see you.

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