For your listening enjoyment, John Lund has...

Johnny Dollar.

Harrison, Johnny.

Oh, hi-ya.

How fast can you get to Beverly Hills, California?

Why?

You've got to find an uncut canary.

Let's take that again slowly, shall we?

It's a diamond, Johnny.

A rough, uncut, orange, yellow diamond, they call a canary.

It weighs 89 carrots, and it's insured by us for $125,000.

Hmm, pretty expensive bird.

Yeah, it was more to the point it took wings sometime last night and hasn't been seen since.

How about it, Johnny?

I'll see what I can do.

Yeah. I'll see what I can do. Right here, I'd like to take a few seconds to talk about dream.

You know, psychologists tell us that dreams are one of the most common forms of escape from the everyday world. But what would

you think if you woke up one morning and read in the paper that the president had appointed an

elephant to the cabinet? Yes, I agree. That is a ridiculous question. And it doesn't really have

anything to do with animals in politics. Actually, it's a question of memory.

I was thinking of the Secretary of State when I asked it,

and you'll have to agree that with all of the varied and difficult jobs he has to do,

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