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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap about? So, Christy wants to play a phone tap on her boyfriend, Rich. Now, the couple own a little chihuahua, and Rich just loves his chihuahua. So Christy's going to call her boyfriend from work, letting him know there's a little complaint that they've been getting from the people in their building and then I will be one of

those people complain. All right, let's see what happens. Here we go. Hello. Hi, David. It's me. What's up? I had Frickin' Rich on the other line, and he's giving me a hard time. Rich, the guy from downstairs. What's he saying?

He said he got no sleep last night because the dog was barking the whole time.

What?

Yeah, he's like, you know, you better watch your dog, whatever, because I'll make sure it gets lost.

Did you tell him that?

The dog sleeps in bed with us and he didn't bark.

I said that, Rich.

And he said I was lying.

Are you kidding me?

No. Well, obviously he's disturbed.

I'll have a talk with him after work. If he's being a. Like this for no reason, he's the one who get that to my stuff. Hold on. I'm going to put you through. How are you going to put me through? I'm going to put on three-way. Okay. Hello? Oh, and another thing, too. I try calling your husband, but he doesn't even have the common decency to pick up the phone and talk to me like a man.

Well, maybe he's out. Hey, he's... It's a boyfriend, you punk. Won't you watch your mouth? And you didn't try to call me. I'm at work right now, okay? So maybe I mean that's why to get your message. Oh, I tried calling you a punk, all right? Yeah, because I'm not working.

What's your problem, bro?

What the f*** is going on with you?

I can't sleep at night because I'm not working. What's your problem, bro? What the f*** is going on with you?

I can't sleep at night because I got an obnoxious dog barking up a storm.

That's my dog, buddy. You know, everybody else in the complex has a dog. My book's in the bed with me. He doesn't bark a bit. Otherwise, I'd wake up. I'm trying to figure out where this noise is coming from, so if it's not the dog...

It's all around this, buddy, and it ain't like...

I got a little chihuahua dog.

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